Officialmelt

@UtdFaithfuls You might as well save for 2-3 seasons and buy the fucking clubs themselves at that point

Florian Wirtz - £116m Moises Caicedo - £115m Enzo Fernandez - £106m Declan Rice - £105m Now, Elliot Anderson is valued at £120m, and Baleba £100m? Yeah, might be time to find a new sport because this one is well and truly gone. 🕊

@StretfordPaddck @abolapt @TalkingSporting Keep away he'd be an inside agent with an arsenal tattoo on him.

🚨 #MUFC are in POLE POSITION for Morten Hjulmand. Man City have shifted their focus to Elliot Anderson, while Sporting could be willing to sell Hjulmand for around £34–43m despite his £70m clause due to a gentleman’s agreement. [@abolapt | @talkingsporting]

Just imagine how dark and satanic those files must be that they had to start an actual war just to distract people to bury them.

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

Early preparations for Arsenal v Atletico next week

@UtdFaithfuls @FabrizioRomano Well they won't be getting a player of Rashfords quality for £26 million those broke bums

🚨 - JUST IN! Barcelona are considering some Marcus Rashford alternatives if they can't find an agreement with Man Utd. [@FabrizioRomano, YT]

@UtdFaithfuls I agree I think Nagelsmann is the best realistic option for us. If not him then keep Carrick as interim for another year and go from there. Shouldn't make a long term mistake for short term convenience.

@officialmelt02 Same. Carrick isn't my preferred option, but would rather keep him than give it to Iraola. Can't see Enrique leaving PSG so Nagelsmann it is for me.

Just seeing reports that Andoni Iraola has emerged as the STRONGEST candidate to rival Michael Carrick for the Man Utd permanent Head Coach job. Personally, I'd rather we keep Carrick than appoint Iraola.

@FrankEra_ @JBurtTelegraph This is not a manager that will take us to titles man. We've gambled with the past two numbers now get someone who's already accomplished

🚨🇪🇸 | JUST IN: Andoni Iraola is a SERIOUS candidate against Michael Carrick for the #MUFC job. He is greatly admired for the work he accomplished at Bournemouth and, in particular, for his coaching and playing style. [@JBurtTelegraph]

Yes I will demand more from Amad

yanited bros we need a serious rebuild in the summer. sad how far behind we are man

Watching Bayern vs PSG here, if we don’t strengthen and get the manager appointment right in the summer, we are going to take some hammerings in the UCL next season

Fuck this… someone tell me why it’s ok for MPs to claim expenses like rent/mortgage, energy bills, food and drink. When at min these people earn £95k a year. But someone who NEEDS help, like a family with children… oh no you’re scroungers. When did greed supersede NEED?

Boomers literally ruined the world

🚨 BREAKING: The new UK ambassador to the US, Christian Turner, privately said that the US "special relationship" is with Israel, not the UK The leak risks overshadowing the King's state visit [@FT]

Hilarious part of this is Bruno got his first assist of the season in GW8 😭😭😭😭 Meaning he's got 18 assists in the next 23 games.

It bums me out that we have the resources to fix our society, stop our reliance on fossil fuels, guarantee healthcare, house the homeless, and feed every person in the country, but doing so would be a bad time for like, 8 dudes, so we can’t do it.

The UK has created a generation of 30-year-olds who can’t: • buy a home • afford kids • take time off • retire comfortably And we act like this is normal.

@Plettigoal Genuinely never deal with these broke bums again. This is actually pathetic and an insult to the club and Rashford

🚨🆕 Understand Barcelona are pushing for a second loan for Marcus #Rashford. Talks with Manchester United are ongoing. Barcelona currently do not want to trigger the €30m option to buy - ideally a second loan, otherwise they want to negotiate the fee down. #MUFC In any case, Rashford should stay. Approved by Hansi Flick. @SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The system is rigged. An illegal war hikes bills for stuggling families - meanwhile energy giants rake in profits. We don't have to live like this any more. Vote Green on May 7th.