Oliver Horton

@hpotterquotes Yes, but the world isn’t split into bagels and bananas. Yes, but the world isn’t split into budgerigars and volcanoes. Yes, but… this is the most overused-yet-widely-misunderstood quote in seven books. Out of context, it’s meaningless.

Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. (Sirius Black, Book 5)

@rowlinglibrary In fact, the week before! Slytherins, eh?

@ofhorton It seems!

🚨Tom Felton to publish his autobiography "Beyond the Wand", out October 13rd, 2022.

@wizardingworld Bellatrix walks into a bar. Bartender: Why the Longbottoms? [Credit: u/danetastic — Reddit]

What's your favourite Harry Potter joke? If you get us chuckling more than Fred and George do, it might feature in an article...✏️

@BBCDanielS He was great in Blackadder, to be fair, not to mention Time Team.

Tommy Robinson has just been introduced at his/UKIP's rally as "our national hero"

@guardian ‘And then I woke up in The Priory with a whole new head of hair’ is, I believe, the full quote.

Simon Pegg: ‘I was lost, unhappy and an alcoholic’ trib.al/MmXNADx

@ObsNewReview Where’s the verification Morrissey joined UKIP? Not in the embedded url. After 25years of such stories still not sure Morrissey is bona fide racist. But on the basis of two ghastly evenings am certain Stewart Lee’s stand-up shows are sanctimonious, self-indulgent & tedious.

How to treat Morrissey? Stop listening to him | Stewart Lee theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@QueerXiChisme Because Frida was half-German

@HagitYakira Loving @sophiealyette in this #bigdance mini movie @C4RandomActs twitter.com/c4randomacts/s…

@HagitYakira @ThePlaceLondon Love this shot: Nadia leads me in movement #contemporarydance #onfallingandrecovering

@BansteadLib my sanctuary & spiritual home from 5 to 15, source of #DrSeuss to #PhilipKDick #NationalLibrariesDay

@HagitYakira Loved the show/sharing today @TripSpaceLondon - see you for more #dance @ThePlaceLondon Friday!

@taylorhawkins @foofighters Live! In Green Park! #seeyouatwembley