O, Fxxx My Life

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O, Fxxx My Life

O, Fxxx My Life

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Katılım Kasım 2009
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Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad...
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Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl on the video looked like my ex. FML
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Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, u...
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Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old...
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Today, I was bombarded with phone calls from debt collectors. After some investigation, it turns out my grandma, who has dementia, ha...
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Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctiv...
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Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been ...
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Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am...
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Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. T...
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never ...
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Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up groun...
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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
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Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. ...
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Today, I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead and call my boss and let him know ...
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Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers rou...
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Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the lo...
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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and sai...
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