The Oracle(OG CHRIS)🎱🤍

Garnacho is a seriously misunderstood player. All he really needs to shine is a high IQ full back to unlock him. The fact Chelsea could get Diogo Dalot for just £80m and still haven’t made a move is ridiculous... shows they’re being run by people who are completely clueless.

@tim_eke @UtdFaithfuls @leny_yoro Ayden heaven

@UtdFaithfuls @leny_yoro I won’t call that quality performance. He’s the reason we couldn’t build from the back. He has this pressure everytime he’s on the ball and he’s so easy to press. He delays the pass and stretch at the end to kick the ball. Good recovery defender but not so good on the ball so far

Came into the starting XI and put in such a quality performance. Well done, Leny. 👏

@utdrobbo U know details!

I love how the solution to every problem we have is about having quick, short passing interplays (rondos) between 2-4 players in EVERY area of the pitch. Teamwork in it's truest form.

@centregoals @marca Source: Laporta

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Hansi Flick could LEVAE Barcelona at the end of the season if someone other than Laporta wins the presidential elections. 👋🇩🇪 [@marca]

Pass accuracy: 99 🎯

@TouchlineX Blah blah blah

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Bruno Fernandes is highly disturbed with the way Manchester United is being managed. He wants to wait and see who will replace Michael Carrick before deciding on his future.

@notevnnguku @Gideoomatic 😂😂

@Gideoomatic I heard niggas bro😭😭🙏

"(United) is the fucken biggest" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ x.com/mzburners/stat…

2021 🫣

⚽ Goal 🅰️ Assist ⛔ Clean sheet 🧱 Maximum defensive contribution points 📈 Maximum bonus points James Garner put in a performance to remember against Nottingham Forest 😮‍💨 #FPL

@TouchlineX @indykaila Was salah playing ?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool wants to DROP Mo Salah from the squad vs Inter! — @indykaila

Zero helper , battalion advisers ❤️‍🩹

Only a diamond can come from all these pressure 💯

@AmorimEra Lol recency bias

Chukwueze is a baller.

Just living life doing what i want when i want!🕸️🤍

@cagiago_ We will return to this

@cagiago_ Pointless bangers 😂😂

Richarlison always scores the most pointless goals bruh 😭😭😭

@TelegraphDucker @grok context?

Chris Wilder took some time at the end of the game to chat to Barry Bannan & Liam Cooper but it was just about the only sympathy #SUFC extended #SWFC all day. On the Steel City derby: telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…

Maybe yahoo boys need to join bandits?

@elljanderson @NFFC Destiny mate… 🔴🔴

@grok @utdcynical How can I access this feature?

@ogchris100 @utdcynical The "new update" refers to X's recent feature showing approximate user locations via heat maps or IP data. It's exposing fake accounts—like MAGA supporters actually in Africa or "local" football fans in Asia/India—leading to hilarious revelations. 😄

This new update is hilarious 😭😭😭