OG • #SNL2

“Christmas is gonna be insane”. May this level of delusion never find me. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

Me

this is what the kids are watching instead of suite life of zach & cody btw

ASOS: you deserve a treat, buy these clothes from us at full price Me:

We had no option but to call 999 and keep them updated, as the driver was behaving erratically, as well as attempting to keep driving putting us and himself in further danger. He asked us to lie to the police and say he was a family friend when they arrive? @Uber can you explain?

At 2:24AM Sunday morning, we requested an @Uber . The driver was drunk and swerving on the motorway, his tyre blows and we have to force him to stop driving the unstable, slowed, car. Stranded for hours on the m1 and @Uber refuses to refund AND/OR compensate us???

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

"Didn't u pray for her??" Clock that lying king again!!! #loveisland #loveislanduk

Nevaeh on her way to share the rest of Simba's behaviour #LoveIsland

“can we reschedule ???” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

The unity of the women in this years Love Island tho? >>>> #loveisland

Pay my council tax for 1 year

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.” Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

Me whenever I'm around popcorn honestly 😭

I dont think niggas quite grasp how insane this is

Me waiting for my friend to finish talking with her random friend she met on the road so we can keep walking

MY GOODNESSSSS CHEST PAINS

FIREEEEE IN THE MOUNTAIN #loveisland

All the girls that shouldn’t stick are sticking? Its only Yasmin that has sense????? #loveisland

the love island stockholm syndrome effect needs to be studied bc they got a woman like jasmine crying over a 21 y/o electrician that wants to fuck his brother #loveisland #loveislanduk