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@redatheart0 That's just being hot

Anytime I socialize people get obsessed with me and in the worst ways sometimes it’s actually my version of Hell

@pemilo123 Even worse are the dudes who imitate the specificity but confound it with using a thesaurus to play ad libs

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

@TheCornCobbler 10x incline Bulgarians NOW

Doing the worst squats of my life because I've been avoiding them for months again award .

@Xanaxretard2 It was all proto-gooners and cannibal chomos dont flatter yourself

I dont think young ppl rlly understand abt how like back in the day like the 90s this internet shit was not rlly useful yet and more of a novelty or for super smart ppl only and u only ever knew ppl in ur town and would only ever know those ppl unless u moved but same there 2

@victim_burn77 Hitem with the hapa armor

How about instead of queer eye it’s Slant Eye For The White Guy and they teach you how to dress more Asian

@ReposterPoster The poop tuber

Chocolate lava poop dog, so decadent and sweet but with the unmistakable poop flavor

@cybelethebest Zoomers are gonna look as old as the silents

Some of you think this sounds so sober-minded and realistic but all I am hearing is LOSER talk. You can spend your middle-aged years crying about not being 25 anymore, I plan on having fun and being happy to be here. Sorry to all the haters and losers!

@cloverchainon @IconicKokona your remix is a vile betrayal

@ogobonyebe @IconicKokona I made a remix

Honestly i see the vision. If only the vocals arent weird this couldve been a hit

You people think I'm kidding about this shit, but no I'm dead serious. If I'm not in any particular mood to eat a specific food, I default to the meta

A perfectly-made batch of Nutritional Broth

@Psychonaut1001 Just say you hate poor people dude its ok

The 'redpill merchants' like Hyde, Tate and Sneako who told Zillenials and Zoomers to skip university and become a roofer or "immediately start stacking paper" screwed over an entire generation of men. Not only because *objectively*, virtually *all* studies show that the RW memes about unemployed masters degree holders are fake, and that the university educated on average make more money, have more kids, get married more, etc. But because a university degree is still a 'class signifier', and one that with de-industrialisation has shifted downwards from delimitating the "middle class" from the "Rich" - Into one which now delimitates "The Poor" from "Middle class folks". If you don't have a university degree in the mid 21st century - You're kinda just going to be viewed as a 'poor dumb person' socially, even if your roofing franchise takes off and you have a lot of income or you get inheritances from your parents that you throw into term-investments that let you coast as a service worker for life. This obviously isn't mocking people who earnestly couldn't afford to go to university or alternatively were never offered scholarships etc - But the people who didn't go get the STEM degree they could have afforded because the internet people told them not to - In those people's cases, it was a self-inflicted, life ruinous fuckup.

@posta_octavian Yeah that's american foreign policy, we did it to ourselves first and we'll survive the expansion phase

There are around a billion women stuck at home in horribly patriarchal third world countries, who often don't even dare going outside because either their family forbids it or going outside is plain dangerous and gets you instant harassed. They spend all day online, learning English through a combination of school and kpop/anime/games/shows and get extremely radicalised; the experience of seeing the women portrayed in that media as often free, independent, beautiful etc creates unimaginable rage against men in them, because life COULD be so much better. It then gets sublimated into these 24/7 viral shitposts. It's going to nuke fertility harder than even the most hitlerian sterilisation program you can think of.

@uncle_deluge rhetorical supremacy underlies his understanding of things because he has to save face

What's that phenomenon where you think someone is smart until they write about something you're familiar with? I've never held Noah Smith in particularly high regard but this is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever read

@Heroine__P_ Hobos are less dramatic than fragiles...

My life is nothing but a joke, genuinely is there any reason I shouldn't kill myself? Everyone laughs at me or hates me or thinks I'm annoying because everything about me is mixed-up and backwards. Trying to improve my station just makes things worse.

@HankHeil @pconeill88 @GuyGuy399129004

@pconeill88 @GuyGuy399129004 The key to a life without irrecoverable regrets is living in a way that avoids having regrets in the first place by simply adhering to proper life stages and goals.

Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together". You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.

@elbh Why would anyone want to save LA? Its full of californians...

The enthusiastic gloating over a the loss of a candidate whose entire campaign was simply to clean up his hometown is one the most disgusting displays of arrogance and ugliness I’ve ever seen in my life. This is nothing short of political bullying. It’s abhorrent and it is increasingly why the ideal of American politics being of the people and for the people is being supplanted by professional grifters and communist activists. Absolutely disgusted.

@Blair_TankWatch Who cares

theory: fishtanks entire plan was to sell out to normies after building the show on the fucked up/edgy mde audience explains the direction its been heading too OG fans were just stepping stools for the wiggers primetime reality tv show

@enayessa Diablo font is kino

modelland back cover omggg

@fleshsimulator Buy a steak you hamster

Wanna know what my weird gray box of bullshit consists of? You can make it at any whole foods. Grains: Chick Peas Hummus Baked Tofu Falafel Protein: Hard Boiled Egg Parmesan Cheese Feta Cheese Shitload of Sunflower Seeds Etc: Zesty Tahini Dressing Caesar Dressing Oil Balsamic

@jesuissupreme we're going to survive Model Land

I need to get on lithium because why did I wake up singing this song today