From Girls to The Grammy
jeff crittman@ogskumper
here to publicly announce my support for The Dare
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jeff crittman
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Live tweeting from my bed, I think I should have let him give us the paella
jeff crittman@ogskumper
Live tweeting from Jeff Crittman here, it’s all water from the same source
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@jakhiguy I got kicked out of the hypnotization for being a very bad bad bad boy
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Live tweeting from Jeff Crittman here, it’s all water from the same source
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Well I’m back because I’m on the subway and I want to be back and that’s all my sons are well nothing is bad happy Wednesday
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an old man making a milkshake from scratch brings many joys to a guy like me
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Everyone must remember that a great son lives in the Rick Owens store in New York!
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Good chance that if something is child proof it’s also hank proof
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Second day on the job they offered me chicken skewers I’m going to slide each piece of chicken down my gullet
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Highest honor a turkey could have is being pardoned by the president. Think about that
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@peachesnteenz my idiot ass took too long to read the caption before I proper understood
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@peachesnteenz This was a tweet about competitive magic the gathering
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We should start forcing players to drink egregious amounts of liquor before entering competitive play
jeff crittman@ogskumper
we should start conveniently drawing on additional rules to our cards as the game goes on
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can you guys imagine my childhood disappointment when I found out that it was something called a pumpernickel bagel and not a chocolate bagel
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