Kekius Maximus II

Maybe Ebonyi isn't that bad (I mean the people, not the camp or it's officials).

To us who no longer rely on allawee because we have made enough money from SAED skills.

Still so many first times to look forward to.

To us who follow back as soon as we're followed.

@tiphe_j Ah damn 😭

what your dad and brother did to Ochanya is not funny!

The woman with the issue of bl00d would have ended it all if she was spending this much lol 😂🤣

Hence, the reason your father settled for your mother.

@FineBoyEmmy7 Lọla wey no get Ọla

@ogunsuada_e 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨 blood of Jesus Christ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 wtf is this clapback

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As a man, if you haven’t gone to see your football club play live, your partner isn’t doing enough.

Reeky, complete the sentence. I believe you might want to add "to all my (your) problems" before the full stop.

@basediah Haaland (C) Rogers (V) #NAIJAFPLGODS #GW28 #FPL

Sorry I have a question, how do I teach Male and Female Reproductive System to 10 and 11 years old Pry 5 kids? NYSC noooo

@ti_annah998 Good afternoon T. Don't men have hormones? I'm saying your line "at least women deal with issues that can make them fat.." doesn't hold water.

Men are quick to body shame women but fat men are excluded, the level of hypocrisy!! Fitness isn't gender based and men have no reason to be fat at least women deal with hormonal issues that can make them fat. what excuse have the men?

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@iamzioraa When you ready to tell us the full story we go listen.

During my NYSC, my PPA was paying me 30k every month, I made sure I saved my 77k and spent 30k for a month How I did it is what I can’t explain.

Keep this up and the fame will be so short-lived.

Shey una dey see this NYSC thing ehn, nobody suffer reach me for this program hand...