Gemma Graham

I would give my spleen for Claudia Winkleman's hair. #shiny

@NSPCC Amazing!! Thank you so much!

@NSPCC Hallo! My friend is running the London marathon for #TeamNSPCC - do you have a map of where your official cheering stations will be? I couldn't find any info on your website.

@FaheyDaniel BOOOOOM! 😃💪🎉

Update: Fuck yeah!

@FaheyDaniel Good luck Dan 💪 Winging ultra-speedy recovery vibes your way.

See you on the other side. And please share links, gifs, art, poems, pictures, music and just about anything else that you think will cheer me up and hasten my recovery 👇

Happy ‘Right parieto-occipital craniotomy, Neuro-navigated, 5-ALA assisted for debulk of space occupying lesion with intra-operative neuro-monitoring’ Day to all that celebrate! 🥳🥳🥳

@FaheyDaniel OMG Dan, I’m so sorry to hear this. Sending ALL of the love/get-well vibes/crossed fingers that you make a full and speedy recovery ASAP.

Who had brain tumour? You were correct. Could’ve been bought on my wanking, they’re yet to confirm. Go out and enjoy yourselves, man.Go make the thing. Don’t be boring.

@r0ttenjules @P1LLSDONTHELP I would 100% still give my spleen for Claudia Winkleman’s hair

Actual LOL.

@Andy_Khan_Craig @luced42 Forgive me for barging into the conversation but hope you have a speedy recovery Andy!

@luced42 I bid farewell to my appendix last night!

Was in hospital for the past 2 days, and there was a fella opposite me waiting for an operation who was also under arrest, guarded by 2 police officers. A real life version of one of my favourite football scenarios of “referee stood over an injured player waiting to book them”

@poornabell I also struggled with the expectation to reply immediately - you can now set it so that you can also choose who sees your last seen and/or online status, so if there are specific people who are especially pushy, you can limit that info too. Also embrace mute!

@OliSmithTravel Top tip - every supermarket self-checkout accepts them 👍

Minutes silence for these lovely squirrels before they get rejected by every single newsagent in East London

Accurate.

@lottiecgross @VisitScotland @richardpfranks @kirstenjh Glenturret (near Crieff) allows them on site and in the shop and has dog bowls etc but alas they can’t go on the actual distillery tour.

Looking for #DogFriendly distilleries in Scotland, please! Do you know of one? So far got Annandale, Tobermory, Lindores & Crafty Distillery. Any more @VisitScotland @richardpfranks @kirstenjh? #journorequest

Hello. Biscuit appreciation post. instagram.com/hirrii

@racheyroo83 Ermagerd! Though…I’m not sure Stevie would be quite so amenable. He’d be all like: “What’s the crazy lady doing now?! Can’t a hamster get any peace and quiet around here?!”

@its_jessi_grace @oh_gg you need to recreate.

@ksweeswee Ooooh, enjoy! Those ones have a very pleasing chocolate to biscuit ratio, as I recall 👍🍫

My hamster has shied away from the harsh glare of fame up until now, but he couldn’t resist this opportunity…

@JoeRevill Happy birthday Sir Revill!

From the dog’s medical chart:

@JenniferCarey01 @Andy_Khan_Craig I very much enjoy that Ste-D isn’t a ‘quick scribble’ kind of autographer. What a guy.

@oh_gg @Andy_Khan_Craig I met him at a pr appearance in Monaghan when I was a kid and he was a dote! Signed a photo for me with "Lovely to meet ya Jen, me old China!". I had no idea what this meant but was still delighted over meeting a famous. In retrospect wtf was he doing in a border county then...

Daniel Day Lewis is good and all, but Stefan Dennis pretending to have a wooden leg for about 20 years as Paul Robinson is next-level method acting. Peerless #Neighbours