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@KekePalmer saying “i wouldn’t know a thing” is the ASMR we didn’t know we needed in the year of our lord, 2019. @whoweekly #SorryToThisMan

@ajlamesa yea but it’s also a city built on a swamp. there’s nothing to do but embrace the humidity.

DC has one of the most oppressive summer climates in the world. Walking around the federal core -- or downtown DC -- in July or August is absolutely punishing. The Trump administration should be planting as many trees as possible around the National Mall and narrowing roads with pedestrian paths and trees -- not building a stupid arch.

@Divyaadu @yendysk comfort*

Hey so I never said I wouldn’t get on the train EVER. I asked what do people do for dates because I would expect a man to do a specific thing (uber) for my safety and comfortability. I don’t think that’s being elitist and I think everyone is taking it sooooo heavy and too far now.

that’s literally the worst thing you can do when you move to NY. Be elitist about the trains LMAO just like that girl who said she couldn’t wear designer on the train 😩

@Cindela_Oculary @dieworkwear you seem fun at parties

@ohcourant @dieworkwear So because of your experience and living circumstances everyone else who doesn’t live life the same way as you needs to accommodate you? Ye, that’s kinda brain dead… You’re not gonna sob story away the 59 million active hikers who dress for this. projectuntethered.com/hiking-statist…

dreading the coming of the annual "men shouldn't wear shorts" spring discourse

@alexkehr The 737 in question is just 40 yo and 12k past its legal flight limit, but yeah, sure. But they probably will still play ads throughout the entire flight.

the american mind (me) cannot comprehend european airline flight prices can i just book all 190 seats for $3400 and have a private 737 flight?

@Cindela_Oculary @dieworkwear sick burn bro. I actually live in a walkable city with a high rate of crime, especially for those wearing backpacks !

@ohcourant @dieworkwear Hi, tell me you don’t live in a state like Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New York, Pennsylvania, and need I list every other state in the eastern mountain chain before i move to the The Rockies in the west. Backpacks are for outdoors.

@DanStal21 @dieworkwear No, that’s why we had the kids, Dan! carrying stuff makes them stronger

@ohcourant @dieworkwear Also, for dads who have children and need both hand free

succumbing to the Tabi fashion hive. I can feel the strength leaving my body. Who in their right mind would buy shoes that require special toe socks, she pondered whilst she added both to cart…

credit card limits should be abolished on the week of one’s birthday

@dieworkwear Derek, backpacks are for children.

"men shouldn't wear shorts." "men shouldn't wear backpacks." "men shouldn't wear sneakers." "dress up for airports." "no one dresses up anymore." shut the fuck up

@Divyaadu have you never lived in any city???

Nothing says welcome home like the Dulles People Mover

being a mother is crazy because what do you mean once a week English language class is gonna cost me the price of the Balenciaga tote I want?

@arcticgreens also, unrelated but colonial Williamsburg indeed slaps

the pitt does other people’s reactions to autism so well. nobody is outright cruel to her but theyre all so passively mean. its a very quiet, everyday type of exclusion, like that “subtle” almost automatic discomfort ppl have when interacting with autistic ppl. reminds me of how+

@shesbeauty__ I fear this is normal

Silver spring to BETHESDA, taking 45 minutes is INSANE

@cameron_arcand Once again….silver spring

Nothing prepares you as a transplant for learning about the DC sniper

@L1a1l1a1 @cutiegurlk8 Meleket or Effoi

@ohcourant @cutiegurlk8 What’s your fav place

washington dc is so lucky to have so much ethiopian food

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

@francemothers Once again I’m begging yall to learn the difference between a birkin and Kelly

Mistreat Birkin Bags Again!

ADHD so bad my brain will start a new business venture instead of responding to an email