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Has anybody ever been lucky getting next day delivery from .@Apple despite the order going through 30 seconds after the cut off point? 😩 by the time my payment was approved it turned 7:31 so now my birthday present isn’t going to arrive until 2 days late 😭

@mamasandpapas lost my sons favourite comforter and thought I’d gotten lucky by being able to replace it right away but of course, seldom do miracles ever happen but the wasted journey is a stinger 😂

@mamasandpapas can somebody update the opening hours for Longbridge to reflect M&S store times please? So nobody else makes the same mistake I did. As I’ve just travelled half an hour for a click & collect order to find the store had shut 8pm

Is it me or is 2026 the year of constant fucking illnesses. “Start as you mean to go on” if that’s the fucking case I’m dipping out and hibernating until 2027

Nah man can’t cope with all the extra emotions that I’ve gained since having kids. Why do I cry at everything. I’ve built a reputation of being hard as nails and I’m letting myself down. I’m sat here with tears forming because Punch the monkey finally got a fucking hug

@coopuk I have waited all day for the kids to go to bed so I can dig into my ultimate favourite crisps. Imagine my disappointment when I find that this bag contains completely plain crisps. Literally, they’re not even salted 😭😩

Okay but I will post the circle pit for City Lights that had Chris laughing but didn’t stop him from sounding like an actual angel

I can’t stop thinking about a dessert I had over Christmas whilst out for a meal and it’s proving to be a real fucking problem this evening. Like I can’t settle down because my head is just screaming at me about it and I can practically fucking taste it

@DiscussingFilm RIP Moira

I AM VERY LATE TO THE PARTY BUT SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THEY ALSO SOBBED AT THAT ONE PERSONS DEATH AT THE END OF FOURTH WING

Literally been watching the sky all afternoon in anticipation of snow

Today is a day of mourning. Mourning the loss of my freedom. As tomorrow I return to work following maternity leave. DOING A BIG SAD.

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

TELLING ME I ONLY NEEDED TO POP TO THE BLOODY COOP ON CHRISTMAS EVE FOR A PACK OF BASTARD ROLLED UP RAW PORK

SAUSAGES.

Absolutely fuming about the money I’ve spent on presents for the kids, the time spent shopping and wrapping. The nights lay in bed worrying I haven’t got enough. To then go for breakfast with Santa & when the man himself asked my eldest what he’d like for Christmas… Sausages.

We’ve had the coughs, we’ve had the snot, we’ve had the sick and shit. And somehow the amalgamation of all those germs has manifested itself in me as a raging sore throat and the worst case of conjunctivitis I’ve ever had in my life I just want to claw my eyeballs out

I’m just so damn ill and sleep deprived I fucking love being a parent in the winter hahahahahahahahaha

You know you look rough as fuck when one of your child’s teachers actually pauses for a moment to figure out who I am so she could call the correct child to the door 🙃