Champagne Pajji

If you butt dial somebody, is that a booty call? Got 2 today.

Sleep and Marriage are very similar. The earlier you sleep or marry the better. The later you sleep or marry the harder it gets.

I was sleeping in my dreams too. Which means I was living my dream while I was dreaming. Kaun kehta hai sapne poore nahi hote? Sirf meri neend poori nahi hoti.

Main Duniya pe case dalna chahata hoon! Wohti mildi hi nahi payi.

Kabhi kabhi kuch nahi lagna chahiye Sirf shaanti aur khaalipan bhi acha hai

Mujhe stress hai na, issiliye main stressed hoon

Kya toh neendh Mein type karke English ki G maari hai Jeh baaat

The thing about bad days are that you know right when they start But you get to know about the good days you only once they are over

You know it’s not good sex if you don’t feel like masturbating right after

Mereko Diet Coke deke bimaaar kardo please

Being secure and not content is a weird feeling

@ultraviolet1000 Tumhari toh aish hai bhai

hinge needs an “already dated and thoroughly traumatised” button

Now you know who made me do this. 🫣 #ola

One can not be suicidal and optimistic. I can jump from the building, but what if I start flying? One way to find out

Apparently I should have saved 1/3rd of my retirement before I turned 30. They don’t know I retired from saving before I turned 20.

If my life is gonna flash before me while I’m committing suicide, well it’s just gives me more the reason to do it faster.

If you don’t get hard when in bed, everything else gets harder. The air, the light the whole existence. Ahh!

@malnadkoos @Nithin_m_kamath Thank you so much! 🥹🫡 Harman Anna for the win 🫣

In between all the negativity, this was needed! To all non Kannadigas out there, you take one step, Kannadigas will take ten! You show us love and we will parade you around on our heads and in our hearts. Thanks @Nithin_m_kamath for bringing this gem into light! 🙏🏽 youtube.com/watch?v=SOccbA… #Kannada #LearnLanguage

Woke up at 6 am and walked straight to work cause wealth is health bhenji Mehnat karo

How to show happiness by hiding sadness ka koi course hai toh Batao Main what’s up ka hi jawab deke logon ka mood kharab kar raha hoon

Dadi Bol rahi hai, main silver medal jeeta hoon. Woh gold aur silver dono jeeti hain. #Olympic2024 #JavelinKing