Alex Brayton

DEI funding everywhere is needed exactly for this fucking reason

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight with no context #TysonPaul #PaulTyson

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

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Holding back tears: “It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech, for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO, for the truth, for democracy, for decency, for everyone who voted again him, and guess what—it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too, you just don’t realize it yet” @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive

“You unfollow people for different political views?” I unfollow anyone who dislikes evermore. Of course I’m gonna unfollow you if you don’t think some humans should have rights

To the people who voted for abortion rights in your state, but also voted for Trump... how stupid are you? Make it make sense

in the clurb, we are NOT all fam.

Trump getting ready to deport the same mexicans that voted for him

Kamala Harris didn't lose, America did. As a nation, we collectively failed her—and in doing so we failed girls and women, the LGBTQ community, people of color, Muslims, Jewish people, immigrants, the sick, the poor, the elderly, the people of Ukraine, and Gaza, and the planet. It's unthinkable, that instead of being able to celebrate a beautiful, hopeful new chapter in the story of this nation with a leader who appealed to the best of our natures—we will instead be holding a postmortem for democracy as we enter our 250th year, stewarded by a malevolent sociopath who despises empathy and shuns the law. I truly thought we were better than this, that our shared humanity would show up. I thought we would reject this hatred and ugliness once and for all. I hate being wrong about the majority of the people of this nation. I don't know what's ahead. All I know is that good-hearted human beings are more necessary now than ever. We did all that we could to avoid this moment, but now that it's here we'll just have to decide who we will be. There is no way to comprehend or measure how grievous an error this is, but the only thing the decent people of this nation can do is wake up tomorrow and fight like hell for what we still believe is worth the fight, and we will. I'll be doing that with whoever has the strength to join me. I'm mourning the country we could have been and the one we apparently are—but I refuse to give up believing that compassion is the right path, that diversity makes us better, and that love is greater than fear.

I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me

election day mood.

Get in bitches, we're going to flip Iowa! #Vote2024

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

It's okay to take a break today—it even better if it includes cookies. 💙