emily

Just had a lunch time zoom meeting with a group of my rowdy boys. It was just 25 minutes of them chugging pop out of beer mugs and wine glasses and lifting weights in their basements. It was also the highlight of my week thus far.

I had a dream last night we went on a date last night @DannyJConrad It went really well and I had a lot of fun. Lmk if you’re down for a second date.

Called @mnheie and gave her 5 guesses to get what song was stuck in my head using a warmer/colder scale. She got Body Language by Jesse McCartney in 4.

Who wants to join us for Sunday's game at @usbankstadium? Repost for your chance to win a pair of tickets to #AZvsMIN. 💻: @Microsoft 📎: mnvkn.gs/4i8Q2bU

Hey @Vikings it’s hard to afford tickets on a teacher’s salary, want to help a gal out? Either way, I’ll be repping the purple and gold in the yearbook this year #SKOL

Taking a 5 hour drive tomorrow and will be listening to all of the burnt CDs I have in my center console so I guess stay tuned for updates and track lists?

@mnheie Now imagine if you lived just down the hall when this transpired! I’d bring the wine, you’d have the popcorn

Chills omg

Sometimes I feel like I’m only using Hinge to get music recs? We don’t have to go out but send me a Spotify playlist ya know?

this is what gemini szn is fo

@lonnngshotkid #Wolvesback

#WolvesBack Fans!!!! WCF giveaway round 3 game 1 One lucky fan will win two lower level tickets to it. How to win: Must like Must rt Must be following me Must comment #WolvesBack Winner will be announced on Tuesday at 11:11am Let’s Gooooo Wolves! #HowlYeah

Mid April hits and my 8th graders can do no wrong. The weather gets nice and they are leaving in a month and they are perfect. Sidetrack me for a whole period? Fine. Call me by my first name? Funny. You want to work in groups on this? Sure. I love them.

Spotted: Dalmatian in the wild. Pun clearly intended.

This is what a team of 8th grade B bracket champions looks like. This is also what a team of angels who gifted me a Fleet Farm sweatshirt as an end of the season gift looks like, because they know I love it there. They even left it in the bag because “it still has the smell”.

There is nothing more electric than coaching a middle school boys basketball team to a tight win. Every game is the NBA finals to them🥇

ISO: moderator to run my dating app profiles. We can just sync our google calendars and I will show up to scheduled dates. Serious applicants only.

I cry at every Acknowledgment page at the back of every book I read, no exceptions. They get me every time.

Most excited to see the family dogs at Thanksgiving tomorrow

The late fall urge to watch One Tree Hill for the umpteenth time is happening AGAIN

I hope everything bad in the world happens to Sean Peyton

Taylor said karma is the guy on the Chiefs so I can do whatever I want forever, and that’s that