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Robert Denton III

@ohnospooky

Writer of speculative fiction, pulp, and tabletop RPGs. Graphic Designer. Obscure Prince reference. I wrote a LOT of L5R fiction. A lot. Too much?

Katılım Ağustos 2015
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Robert Denton III
Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
I’m not posting here as much lately, mostly because the feed has significantly dipped in quality, and my curation attempts seem fruitless. All the fun has gone. Find me at better skies - same username
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Sky Marchini
Sky Marchini@rhcm123·
it is friday, march 13, 2020. global markets are in freefall. President Trump declares a national emergency over the covid pandemic. it is friday, march 13, 2026.
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not to constantly relitiage this but the difference between a republican administration and a democratic administration this time around meant 800,000 people needlessly died from foreign aid cuts
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Robert Denton III
Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
I mean, I think it's pointless, because I don't buy my pans to look fancy, use them to cook my food. And frankly, my house has too many mirrors already. But I do plenty of other pointless stuff that doesn't hurt anything, so who am I to toss eggs? Just don't forget to season it.
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
My culinary teachers & grandparents would have considered this heresy. But this is how pre-1950s cast iron pans were sold. It does not affect heat distribution and it can still be seasoned. This pan works just fine. I personally wouldn't do it, but hey, some folks need a project.
𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance@FalconryFinance

There's a fucked up group of men online who have mirror polished their cast iron skillets and they're cooking eggs and other things on it and they're just BREAKING ALL THE FUCKING RULES

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Zack Bornstein
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein·
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
@allgarbled It's real, but it's not the cozy hot chocolate holiday as portrayed in the US. It's more like Iceland Black Friday.
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
If you're 25+ years old and grew up in Kentucky, your state was ranked 45 out of 50 in education level while you were in school, and U.S. civics was not a mandated course. Just in case you were wondering why grown adults living in KY think they have a say in the NYC election.
Michael Adams, KY Secretary of State@KYSecState

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry.

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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
Just one more time before I die, I want my country’s elected governing body to be absent of anyone who has ever received the Stone Cold Stunner.
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
When they restart the government, they're going to get a blinky question mark on the screen.
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
@kroger - I know everything is super expensive now and we’re all being diced up with added costs death-by-a-thousand-paper-cuts style, but is there any way you could add like half a milimeter of plastic to the thickness of your oil containers? This is ludicrous.
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
Once the oil container gets this empty, it masters the Way of Water and becomes impervious to twisting damage. You will never remove that cap, it laughs at you. You thought you were strong, idiot. Moron.
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
Do you think when Max Shulman wrote the Dobie Gillis short stories in the 1940s, he had the slightest inkling that it would ultimately result in the creation of a specific "mystery team" archetype and one of the most globally-famous cartoon franchises ever created?
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
Is it weird to think about how someone from the Middle Ages placed in a modern restaurant would look at a fork and go, “Hwæt þe helle be thisse thyng?”
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Robert Denton III
Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
Hey that wasn't wasabi flavored toothpaste, it was just wasabi!
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
Time for “Vote Blue No Matter Who” to put their money where their mouths are. Can’t ask Progressives to pinch their noses and vote for Party if you’re not willing to reciprocate when the shoe is on the other foot
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Robert Denton III@ohnospooky·
One of the best features of the old forums and message boards: someone would post something to the board and you wouldn’t notice. Sometimes for hours! You would just keep enjoying your day without seeing it
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