Brian Jackson

@icod Good x

@oilybrian In. Unusually

@icod Nice one in Aldi for about a tenner

Totally stoked because I'm buying a new laundry basket today. It's called "a hipster"

@bracecricket Thanks Dave a true gentleman ⚽️⚽️⚽️🏏🏏🏏🏏

Congratulations to Mansfield Town on a fabulous season. Highest points finish at this level for 50 years, watched by over half a million people home and away across the competitions. 🟡🔵⚽️1/3

@icod Safeguarding issue. Ofstead informed 👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬

Today we got the delivery of six new spare house keys (we seem to have lost all of ours) and yet within two minutes, I locked myself out of the house.

@shawma1 As I said to Deano today. Commentary by. “T he Chuckle Bros “. Superb commentary this season from you two many thanks COYS

Thank you to the lovely listener who presented me with this tin today, and said it is my catchphrase "he made a Horlicks of it"!

@icod What what !!!!!!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

I'd love to be able to tap dance. I can't dance at all

@icod Glad there is a picture or your reputation might be at stake 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓

@AndyNufc48 Good not kicked it hard enough might have saved taxpayers a lot of money

The police are 100% in the right here, and if you think otherwise you’re a fucking idiot. Knife still in his hand, charging towards officers, refusing shouts to release the knife. Well done the coppers 👏

@icod Just seen your tweet regarding meeting up with a parent and pupil whilst waiting for treat ment What’s it like to be famous

@oilybrian No.

Imagine if you're an old school Green: use a bike, recycle, vegan. And you've got THESE clowns joining your party

@icod Stop complaining woman. You will need to look glamorous in your bikini 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

The continued saga of my stupid back after a mole removal. I'm now wearing a pico machine for seven days to try and make it heal. Which means I'm attached to this.

@LinbyFc @SinghBrothersF1 @rlntfc @CentralMidsAll @NottsFA @GedlingEye Send them an invoice for expenses

TOMORROWS MATCH we have been informed that tomorrows Scheduled match v @SinghBrothersF1 Has been POSTPONED! DSB can’t raise a team . Ah well , Programmes printed .. Pitch prepped …. for nowt 🤦🏼‍♂️ @rlntfc @CentralMidsAll @NottsFA @GedlingEye

@icod Don’t tell them that !!!! Some might still think you are only 29. 😀😀😀😀

Just used the term "rage bait " Year 9 "Omg Miss, how do you know that term?!" Kids. I was online before you were born.

@icod Don’t tell your mum 🤬🤬🤬. Get well soon. X

Had a much better experience at hospital today with my back. The nurse sorting out my dressing told me about her divorce. Her ex cheated on her with a family friend and also used to log every time they had sex in the diary and use that against her.

@bracecricket Tough day ahead Dave Thanks for reports

RECAP | Notts will resume at Trent Bridge on 310-4, leading Warwickshire by 130 runs, after being asked to follow-on yesterday. Joe Clarke and Kyle Verreynne both began their innings towards the end of the second day, after Haseeb Hameed had made a century and Ben Duckett hit 93.

@icod Track suit

Fancy dress on Friday at work, the theme is *sport*. What can I wear, that will be comfortable all day and not indecent (teenagers)

@icod Just right for you lady “An Uptown Girl “ 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻. Ps how’s your little discomfort going. Xx

Billy Joel's old house in highland falls can be rented. Wow airbnb.co.uk/rooms/13515176…

@icod Please take care of yourself.xx

The stitches from the removal of two small moles in the centre of my back has all gone to shit and I just cried in the hospital.

@icod How did your brownies go down with the kids

@oilybrian I'm just inventive

So when I'm home alone, I like to do something I call #LivingOffTheLand (without any hint of hyperbole). Basically, the deal is to try and eat everything in your fridge and not go to Aldi day five and it's going well.