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@dadfister420 @ginghambitch greenbush bar in the basement of the italian workman’s club. but it was better back in the day before the fraboni’s down the block closed

last day of real work before my job pays me to go to italy for the rest of the summer

it is NOT a game

@indecisivecurly severance was wayyyy worse than happy death day 2U

severance was wayyyy worse than smile 2

@indecisivecurly no this is great. we can’t be bought

@indecisivecurly i’m so glad this is how i found out

GOD IS GOOD

@dadfister420 no never again in paris. south 🫡

whatever. i don’t even care anymore

@dadfister420 oui 👹

@dadfister420 i hate that this is something i now need. i feel like i’m learning a new mental illness

how it feels to look up every time i hear someone talk about severance (i’ve never heard my name in public before)

omw to the dorval carter resignation party

Fuck it. Good morning, January 13, 2025, Dorval Carter has resigned.

when the guy tailgating me is on his phone and his front bumper is attached by duct tape and bungee cords

if i was joe biden i would tweet “womp womp” and turn off my phone

@fachzorbes ive seen some very blurry evidence of a fade but i can’t tell what the hairline is doing

@jezroltweets never seen it before. 2024 christmas hanukkah combo meal came early

never before in my life have i gotten such a rush from googling someone i had mild and inconsequential beef with in high school