heckley

Practise safe sex guys, you will not regret buying a comdom. #comdom

@Waltonat0r lick my gooch

Planning on being a little scandalous this weekend 💅 any recommendations?

a spaceship lands on marrrrrrs

@Waltonat0r 11

Rate the new look on a scale of 1-10

of course this cockwomble is an arsenal fan

wow

You know it’s a poor season when arsenal are champions

I wonder has anyone ever had a heart attack after farting

😢

Fool me once

left and go home and ignore my problems. Right and go face them like an adult 🥴🥴🥴LEFT!!!!!

Demon mode heckley incoming

if somebody gives up on trying to be there for you, they didn’t give a fuck about you from the start anyway.

You also cant give somebody a million chances to turn up for you out of now where.

you can’t force somebody to want to see you

@muheediva01 You don't owe communication to people who deflect or refuse open dialogue about behaviors that are problematic. Or better yet, people who get angry and flare up at you when you bring things up. There's absolutely nothing wrong with ghosting and calling it a day.

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

@Waltonat0r Call them I dare you. Get your popadoms ready

Someone once told me that my tweets weren't proper content... well that same person just tweeted saying "British gas more like Indian gas"