@Mr_Fanta_Pants I don’t come on to the Twatter much anymore, but scrolling this I had to say hi!
HI KERN!
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Karl!
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Karl!
@okjustesting
See you where it's always CAVOK.
@justestin.bsky.social Katılım Ağustos 2010
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@ape_descendent I only come back here for 🌶️ content, did not disappoint!
What’s the point you’re proving?
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@ape_descendent You’re into buttons and switches’ action?
I’ll record the nicest switches I know of for you this weekend.
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@KiwiEV Take a leaf out of @JasonCammisa’s book and tell the big car company where to go!
You’re a solid motoring journo, speak your mind! Even if it’s rude. Then it’s more funny.
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@okjustesting I assume this will allow me to actually _complete_ some projects & therefore cure me of my madness & frustrations. I think Instagram is the better platform for projects without madness.
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If you've been following my descent in to madness closely, or if you know me irl, you'll know what this means to me
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@Mr_Fanta_Pants Whatever.
When I’m 2 flights deep, 3 hr delay, I’ve been in the centre row at the back of a tripler, I’ve got a 6 hour layover at LAX and two flights to go before your own bed, I need caffeine that isn’t coke. Starbucks is it. I’m not complaining, I’m just doing what I have to.
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Starbucks is never acceptable.
cosmic jester@cosmicjester
I just had a salted caramel Frappuccino from Starbucks and it was delicious. It’s time for Australians to admit that Starbucks is good, just don’t compare it to the neighbourhood cafe that does great food and coffee. Starbucks is a different niche
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@ok_lyndsey Well, if I was the IT dude tasked with installing population surveillance, I’d also point the cameras at the Christmas trees.
If I was in charge of Christmas trees, I’d want pretty pictures of them!
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One of my towns, I have three so you can't be sure where I am, has these surveillance cameras (and others). They were bought under Dutton's community surveillance grants.
Guess what they are surveiling?
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@taipan168 I’m going to have to think about this.
I’ll get back to you in the CAVOK app.
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@taipan168 I ummm… I can’t resist… the temptation to be a pedant….
THE CAR USED IN FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF WAS A REPLICA BECAUSE EVEN A MOVIE CANT DESTROY A 250!
I Don’t want to own a 250, but goodness I’d love to spend a day or two driving one.
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The Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Can there be any other?
Bring a Trailer@Bringatrailer
What's your favorite movie or TV car of all time?
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@StaceyHarkey Laying down is the best.
Only way it’s better is if you’ve got someone to cuddle. Bonus points if they’re a dog.
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I’ve been trying to get up for the last couple hours but I’m losing this battle
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@Brocklesnitch I just want to live in PRECEDENTED TIMES!
Give me the short & predictable life of the middle-ages peasantry in which the Lord of my manor is unlikely to use space lasers to ignite an army of undead drones to sell me fucken crypto currency!
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Ohh honey, don’t tell porkie pies!
That bill has LNP finger prints all over it.
The only thing you don’t like about it is that you aren’t the one passing it.
Australia is the most over legislated in the western world when it comes to stifling speech and making sure govt wins.
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@angry_eyebrow Lol could you imagine a heap of people you only know electronically just turning up?
GIF
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@angry_eyebrow When you finish, all your Twitter peeps are going to turn up uninvited for a housewarming party!
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@angry_eyebrow Well you did talk about selling it at several points 🤷♂️
But I am looking forward to the result!
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@DirtyComputa The most revolutionary act is art projects that hasten the demise of the enshitified platforms.
That’s my theory!
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