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Ah yes the two genders, ninjas and pirates

@AnaKasparian As a woman I don't get how it's degrading. I have a uterus, as do many others who aren't women. In cases where it makes more sense to address all people who are actually affected by a thing, woman is simply not always the accurate term

I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.

@dickiebush Very informative! Would love to see the prompt you used

ChatGPT is overhyped. That's what I told myself after 2 weeks of trying (and failing) to use it well. Turns out, I was just a poor prompt writer. But after spending hundreds of hours tinkering, I've finally cracked it. And now, it's my personal writing assistant. Here's how:

I need 1 friend who is obsessed with Taylor Swift to an unhinged degree, who would like to take up the mantle

@ananab_das Off we go!!!!!

@okseriouslynow lemme come

I'm reaching my "living in ohio" breaking point finally after 27 years, someone please advise me where to move to

i need a book club but instead of books we talk about taylor swift and house of the dragon, preferably at the same time

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

august REALLY DID slip away like a bottle of wine

something I did not expect for my life in 2022 was taylor swift becoming my #1 most listened to artist on Spotify. and like, the margin is WIDE. it's not even close. Lmao

@superveryman Is that from your new cookbook? Looks tasty

@okseriouslynow #pizza

ROLL THE CLIP

feeling like it's time to run away and start a new life, who's with me

is RuneScape gold technically crypto?

when you get an 8% raise and then inflation is 7.9%

the older you get, the more you lose. recently, i lost pizza

These PRICES though....🫠

im late to this train but zendaya might be one of the most effortlessly cool actors ever born

@superveryman Going on 8 years JonTron-free

@okseriouslynow lmao

maybe banks were a mistake

sorry to say but im going to have to stop tweeting as my brother follows me now. goodbye