eugene’s best kept secret

@misfeldt9 Type

Ate a bunch of candy like a middle schooler and now I feel horrible

Noah Wyle is doing an incredible job showing Robby’s decline this season

If you’re worried about everything going on in the world put the phone down and go for a walk in nature.

Checking to see if the ink I got permanently etched into my skin for all of eternity yesterday is still there every five minutes

Being Type A is so dope I really wish I had been wired like this from the start

@kyledhamilton_ Start arrival bench interstellar cut PHM duh there is no other answer to this

Start, Bench, Cut: - Project Hail Mary - Interstellar - Arrival

Me and bro pulled up same fit to dinner. #WeDidntPlanThis #TheUncMind

@BarstoolDucks Couisnard was awesome

Missing this right now… 😪

@nazzobetweeting This when I lived in a dorm with two guys from India and China respectively. I was like. For the next four days I can’t really explain the side of me you’re gonna see

i hate when people say america has no culture bc how do you explain march madness to a non-american ??? this shit is electric

“I still want Duke to beat Siena to keep my bracket alive”

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

high point having a kid wearing 99 raining down 3s is what the tournament is all about lol

Lmao the fact that there’s a white dude named chase johnston on a 12 seed named High Point who has only attempted 4 two point shots all year and DIDNT pick them to win… unc lost his fastball

Bracket 0-2 before lunch

I can’t wait to coach my son’s basketball team and completely, utterly, and unfairly favor him over every other player

@misfeldt9 It’s not unc’s week 😔

I am literally negative hella aura at work after today

@misfeldt9 🤣 unnnnnnnnc

Came in on my day off on accident today. Was 35 min late yesterday. Unc losin it

Judge tearing up after going 0-4 w 3ks 😭😭😭 rip bozo lights too bright pissed down his leg tail between his legs moment too big again and again and again #happyforvenezuela

@LegacyThaGoat @JeffFletcherOCR Literally no between

@JeffFletcherOCR Either out in first inning or 8 IP 0ER

José Soriano will start Opening Day for the Angels. It will be his first career Opening Day start.