Olaoluwa

one day i’m gonna give myself the birthday trip & treats i’ve always wanted but never got

To people who speak multiple languages what language are your thoughts in

Studying abroad in Greece and having to take your roommate to the ER for a broken arm and the nurses going omg I’m so sorry you’re not Greek so we have to charge you and it’ll be a bit expensive I’m so sorry!!! And it was $20 and only two hours of our life

When I was in school I didn't even bother to buy cooking gas because of my roommate. Boys>>>>>>>>>>

I remember once when an ex colleague just left his laptop at his desk without saying a word and just never returned 😭😭😭

He won the league with sporting cp???

I’m Tomi, 25, a UNILAG graduate. My NYSC posting was to the Ministry of Education, Lagos Island. My heart dropped. I lived in Abule Egba with my aunt. Transport from Abule Egba to CMS cost ₦1,500–₦2,000 one way by danfo and bus, ₦3,000–₦4,000 round trip. Five days a week would mean ₦60,000–₦80,000 monthly. My allowance was ₦77,000. I’d have nothing left. Camp ended Friday. I was to resume Monday. I called my mum in Ibadan. “Mum, I can’t. After transport, I’ll have ₦0 for food. I’ll reject it.” She said, “Tomi, go on Monday. Don’t decide from fear.” Monday at 5:30 AM, I boarded a danfo. It cost ₦1,800 to CMS. I reached the Ministry at 10 AM, one hour late, sweaty, stressed, and ashamed. I was ready to be shouted at. Instead, the HOD, Mrs. Akin, asked, “Where do you stay?” “Abule Egba, ma.” She paused. “You people from the Mainland are suffering. Go to Room 12. We just started a hybrid team.” Room 12 had four other corps members. “You’ll come in only on Mondays and Wednesdays for meetings. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays you work from home. We’ll give you a ₦10,000 monthly stipend for data.” Mondays and Wednesdays: ₦3,500 × 2 days × 4 weeks = ₦28,000. Allowance ₦77,000 + stipend ₦10,000 - transport ₦28,000 = ₦59,000 left for food, savings, and sending home. Month 2, Mrs. Akin said: “Your captions are good. My friend needs a social media manager for ₦90,000/month.” I took it. Month 9: Allowance ₦77k + side gig ₦90k = ₦167k/month. Last week of service, Mrs. Akin gave me a letter: “Communications Officer. ₦200,000/month. Resume after your service.” I moved out of my aunt’s to a flat in Yaba for ₦450k/year. I almost rejected the posting to Lagos Island. Now I’m glad the one that almost broke me is the one that paid me 🥹

Throwback to when VeryDarkMan gave Zlatan 24 hours to come out and say what he knows about Mohbad’s death. That guy dey muzz me 😂😂😂

“oya nah, later na my bro” -two nggas that may never jam again

"Jesus!!! Peter Obi was doing a 25 million dollar turnover annually as of 2001." When he said he can match Joe Biden in net worth, was he joking? Peter Obi had British big men as part of his board members in his company. He was a tier one-rated individual in the UK. The disrespect is too much. Humility can be a sin at times.

I paid ₦180k I didn’t have, borrowed from GTB quick credit to bail my friend out, at a hotel in Abuja. The guy she was with apparently had an emergency and left her stranded. Six months later I needed about ₦50k for a medical emergency. She picked up, said “let me check my account” and never called back. That same week she posted herself at Eko Hotel swimming. Also posted a new bag she got, captioned it “treating myself, I deserve it.” I didn’t even had the energy to express my disappointment or hurt to her. I just quietly removed her number from my phone.

“How did you know we’re retarded in APC”

Wizkid don born Davido don born Olamide don born Kizz Daniel don born Tiwa savage don born Mr eazi don born Tems & Starboy Egusi don born If you never born, your life spoil.

The audacity to do this with Ronaldo who has scored multiple freekicks in this position

Just a kind reminder that Nike pays Michael Jordan over $250 million per year for his entire life.

“@boluuuo_: “@itsjola_: This wizkid guy isnt on our level any more 😥 pic.twitter.com/57CzzecPBs”he has passed us 😔”OVER

You follow us wake this morning keh? Your Goat win trophy yesterday????? 😳😳😳😳

❤️🤍 Mikel Arteta on his wife: “She needs to understand that without her, none of that would have happened for sure”. “She is the person and the reason why I’ve kept my composure, my self-confidence, my energy at the level that was required to do what we’ve done”, told Sky.

PLEASE ILLUMINATI LET ME GO, I NO DO AGAIN 🤯🙏🏽

VDM say dem go release justice crack today omo na so Randy peters and co go do prison break yesterday sharply commot the boy make activist no collect the glory 🤣🤣🤣