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A babe invited me to the club 2 years ago for her birthday, I had like 100k in my account so I was like “if at all I guide enough to contribute for anything” , fast forward to when we were in the club. We were only 2 guys there with like 6 girls but the 2nd guy was her brother.

From working in a cassava factory as a student trying to survive, to graduating with a CGPA of 4.43/5.0 (Second Class Upper Division) in Computer Science. I remember the night before my first WAEC paper in 2020; I still hadn't balanced my fees...see more👇

QUICK ONE: Dear vendors, if you have a product you feel isn’t attractive or good enough to post, post it anyway. It’s not your job to decide what your customers will like, your job is simply to show your products. People are different, and what makes us unique is our ability to choose. What you don’t like might be exactly what someone else is looking for. Something you see as “old school” might be another person’s style. What feels too flashy to you might be perfect for someone else. Even the colors you don’t like could be someone else’s favorite. So don’t hold back — put all your products out there and let your customers decide what they like.

My boss called me on a Thursday. Told me 400k was missing from the money delivered to his house. Then asked if I delivered the complete amount. I said yes. He said okay and the call ended. That was a week after I delivered it. My boss was the kind of man who only spent mint notes. Fresh from the bank, always. His house never stopped moving, family, visitors, religious leaders coming and going. I was the one he trusted with money. Had handled millions before and never once a problem. That day I delivered 2 million in 200 naira notes to his 15 year old son. Exactly as instructed, the boy took the bag and walked straight to his room. He didn't count a single note. I didn't think much of it then.

NELFUND appreciation post changed CALEB’s story positively. Learn to appreciate

Funny how @5starbarber_1 was a neighbor in my university days and also a beneficiary of my tutorial sessions. I remembered one particular Sunday morning I wanted to have my haircut and I went to knock his door, he woke up to tell me that his Clipper isn’t working well. 1/2.

Second best graduating student in LAUTECH If you come across this please retweet until he gets help. He needs funding for his MPhil in Development studies in University of Oxford.

No body exploit “the poor” more than the middle class and rich. Most “fights” for the poor are majorly for themselves, but they can’t come out plainly for themselves, and they use the poor as shield. It’s a Monday morning and your vehicle has refused to ignite, you then call Tajudeen that lives some blocks away, to come and help you check it. Tajudeen leaves his wife and kids on a Monday morning to come and help you do home service, he opens the bonnet and taps two things and connects a wire tells you to “start” the engine, immediately your vehicle comes on. You hail him, “Taju Taju my guy”, and then ask how much, he says 4k, you then start ranting, about how, what he did, did not even take up to 5 mins and how he is becoming too greedy these days, and then take 500 from your pocket and give Taju as thank you. Shey Taju no go mind, he says thanks and leaves your house. Later at work that day, you are analyzing how health insurance has low penetration in Nigeria. How will Taju mecho be able to afford health insurance when you won’t pay him for his knowledge 💁🏽‍♂️.

Adjective : Werey Comparative: Babanla werey Superlative : Babanla Baba Werey They won’t teach you this in Yoruba class.

Them: Lagos is smelling Government: we will introduce environmental sanitation Them: why do you want to lock people in their homes just to clean Lagos?

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HR: Which state are you from? Me: Ondo state HR: We have an opening in Ondo state. Will you be willing to work in Ondo state if we transfer you there? Me: (Lost in deep thoughts considering the fact tht Ive been jobless for 9 months after NYSC) Yes, I can work in anywhere I'm posted to, ma.... Provided the pay is worth it 2nd HR: I like you already! That is how a man should condition is thought. Though I wasn't happy I will be posted to Ondo, even after getting the offer letter, I still spoke with the MD and some management staff on changing my place of assignment. But then.. It didn't materialize. Working in Ondo gave me the luxury of leaving my bed by 7:00am and still get to work on or before 7:30. No traffic, no nothing. Just a 10 mins napep to my place of work. I'm on the same salary with those in Lagos too.

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“Before tinubu, every parent and Nigerian family was able to afford school fees, everyone was in school” Na who get time dey follow una argue i blame 😂😂

For those who have asked, to celebrate @YhungProf0, Ladoke Akintola University of Technology’s best‑graduating student, please make a donation to 2410293863, Zenith Bank, OLADEPO Caleb Olugbenga. Many thanks 💙. Please RT ko lor far!

Time to fight for the 25/26 NNL title Here’s everything you need to know about the 25/26 NNL Super 4. A thread 🧵 #SLFC #NNL26

There’s a guy out there who stays up till 2 a.m. figuring out his life, wakes up at 6, broke and alone, but still has faith that everything will work out. How’s life, bro?

Be like for the international fooling league, Nigeria no dey top table again

In 2019, I told someone I admired her brand “one day I’ll have my name on cartons like this” Yesterday, it finally happened. It’s just a carton… but it’s years of consistency, faith and not giving up. Shukran Ya Rabb🙏

Yoruba people of South West Nigeria, gather here: Let’s list some of the major infrastructural projects or reforms that our current governors have done in our respective states. Let’s detail the progress and what they should do better. Please let this engagement be civil.