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@Mayhem_Pokemon @carefreepod @WallStreetApes bags are filled with gas to puff them out both to make them look better and to protect the products inside. this bag isn't literally flat; it's just not fully puffed out. they would all look this "flat" if the gas was released.

@carefreepod @oldebattleaxe @WallStreetApes I mean baked Lays literally lay flat thus never appearing as “full” as a normal bag of Doritos, Cheetos, etc.

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

@kufrekoffi @EndWokeness You no speak English, motherfucker.

“ I'm telling you right now that there's a robbery ” I have to admit this is the most aggressive yet careful robbery I have ever seen, Man thought it was a joke until she pull the trigger then PTSD took over, I believe we shouldn't take advantage of people because they are women, this would have ended so badly.

This lady tried pulling an armed robbery on a gas station on Friday. How it went:

@carefreepod @WallStreetApes What the fuck are we supposed to learn from this picture?

@WallStreetApes I took this month's ago. Brand new.

@voodoo1836 @WallStreetApes weigh it

@WallStreetApes I wanna see multiple bags before making assumptions.

@aliraz @WallStreetApes That would be correct. Packages are sold by weight. Every single fucking package says how much it weighs.

@WallStreetApes That's capitalism. Don't like it? Don't buy it. I'm just replying with MAGgAt mentality.

@WallStreetApes You can get a digital scale for about $8 on Amazon and check whether the weight inside the package is the weight printed on the outside of the package. It's not fraud if they deliver the amount that it says on the package. You're not being robbed. Fuck off.

@evanhill @briannalyman2 Stop spreading lies you assholes

A Secret Service officer fired four times at Cole Allen, and in the direction of other security personnel, as he charged a security checkpoint, a Post review of surveillance footage has found. There was no indication on the footage that Allen fired his weapon:

@CoffindafferFBI Another stupid fucking liberal. They're violent.

Update: Here is your teacher before the shooting at the WHCD. All dressed up with guns and knives. His hate and need for notoriety was more important than his family. #ColeAllen

@kayleighmcenany @BenSasse 60 minutes is always retarded.

The logic-defying peace and confidence in @BenSasse is something everyone should watch. Only Jesus Christ can produce this kind of response in a human facing mortality.

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@jason_kint 60 minutes is for idiots

The final two minutes below are extraordinary as interviewer Scott Pelley brings his own vulnerability into the final question. The entire forty minute interview is worth the time, very little politics, a lot of perspective on what it means to be human.

@JFrankensteiner total fucking idiot

Thousands of podcast interviewers now and none have taken the mantle of THE Charlie Rose Interview with a writer/filmmaker/artist promoting their new work, the historical document of that person at that time, which is crazy considering Charlie seemed to have severe brain damage

@aidannonx fuck 60 minutes. doesn't matter what this is. fuck it.

@TMZ he's been dead

Exclusive: Michael Madsen allegedly owes his ex-wife $1.2 million in back child support. tmz.me/gMRBbAF

@bennyjohnson not friendly fire, you idiots. it's proven that Allen shot the SS agent.

Was The Secret Service Shooting at WHCD A Case of FRIENDLY FIRE? Former FBI SWAT Member Ren McEachern: “I do believe, unfortunately, it was probably friendly fire, which often can happen in these chaotic situations if the training is not good.” “And I want to actually point to the three officers against the wall… Watch that guy in the middle. He drops very quickly. And it looks like, I believe, potentially, he may have been shot by the guy whose back is towards us, shooting at the subject as he’s running towards them. He drops like a bag of potatoes.” The signs pointing to shocking incompetence keep piling up. Why does Trump still not have elite-level security protecting him? This makes no sense.

@0hour1 Token

Engineering Degree His greatest achievement was using a PVC pipe as a kick stand on a wheelchair.

@RyanSaavedra She is such a worthless, worthless 'unt.

Look at how nasty Norah O'Donnell is toward Trump She reads the manifesto and asks for his reaction to it Trump responds: "Yeah, [the gunman] did write that. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody." O'Donnell: "Oh do you think he was referring to you?" She tries to act surprised that Trump knows the gunman was referring to him and tries to play it off as some sort of gotcha moment, a "oh, well he didn't name you but if you acknowledge that he was talking about you then you must have a guilty conscience over those things" moment Utterly disgraceful BS. CBS should fire her, something they should have done years ago.

@throwinromans77 @AndrewKolvet @DataRepublican an image isn't proof.. i'm not defending him. but images prove nothing.

@AndrewKolvet @DataRepublican

Cole Allen, the gunman from last night’s WH Correspondents Dinner, maintained an active online presence, especially on the leftwing social media platform Bluesky where he went by the handle ColdForce.bsky.social with multiple references violence and guns. In one post he calls President Trump the Antichrist. In another he recommends buying guns in reaction to Trump’s DOJ exploring ways to ban firearm purchases from transgenders. In one post he calls Trump a sociopathic mob boss and in another referred to him as a traitor with known connections to Putin, repeating a favorite leftwing Russian Hoax talking point. He also attacks JD Vance for advocating an end to America’s funding the war in Ukraine and for his criticisms of the Pope. He seems pretty fixated on Ukraine more generally. He also frequently interacts with Will Stancil’s Bluesky account, among others.

@TinPotPourri @JacquiHeinrich @SundayBriefFNC Fucking idiot

@JacquiHeinrich @SundayBriefFNC Just bc he went to No Kings rallies does not mean that people that go to those rallies are like him at all. Do not even try to make that connection. The people that go to No Kings rallies are peaceful. Trump is the one that has constantly urged violence against political enemies

NEWS: new info on the WHCD shooting suspect, Cole Allen, from the White House. I'll be talking with President Trump about all of this in 30 minutes on @SundayBriefFNC The suspect’s written manifesto clearly stated he wanted to target administration officials. He also had a ton of anti-Trump and anti-Christian rhetoric on his social media accounts. ALLEN's brother had notified New London PD (CT) of ALLEN's alleged manifesto he had sent to his family members prior to the incident.   Secret Service and Montgomery County Police interviewed Avriana Allen, ALLEN’s sister, at their residence in Rockville, MD. The following highlights from the interview: •Allen said her brother had a tendency to make radical statements and his rhetoric constantly referenced a plan to do “something” to fix the issues with today’s world. •Confirmed ALLEN purchased two handguns and a shotgun from Cap Tactical Firearms and kept them stored at their parent’s home and that their parents were unaware that ALLEN was keeping the firearms in the home. •ALLEN would regularly go to the shooting range to train with his firearms •ALLEN was part of a group called ‘The Wide Awakes’ •ALLEN attended a ‘No Kings’ protest in California at some point

@CoffindafferFBI I didn't even listen to this girl because she's a flake. She's saying there was no security. Don't you think that the 700 other reporters there would have told us if there was no security? Why would you believe this stupid flaky bitch? You always post the stupidest stuff.

Lax Security at the WHCD (Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner)? Shooter apprehended but what security measures were taken? Where was the perimeter? Were attendees thoroughly checked? So many want to kill Trump. It will be a miracle if he isn't assassinated before his term ends. P.S. People make attempts to assassinate in part due to lax Security. We saw lax Security in Pennsylvania. We saw improved but still lax at Mar a Lago. But again? Where was the perimeter? #PresidentTrump #WHCD