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@Israel Murderers say what now

This year, our spotify wrapped speaks for itself. Let Them Go.

@Ember_andRain Or maybe he's not as blind and clumsy as I am 🫣

@Ember_andRain I love your Hansy, they are always the perfect mix of hot and cute 🥰 (though in my experience life without glasses is more bumping my way than feeling my way 😅)

Professor Malfoy Report to detention in the comment section 🙋🏻‍♀️ #DracoMalfoy

@emmyawa Loved this! Marriage law is my kryptonite 😍

Hermione giggled, leaning in against his chest and sighed. “That sounds perfect”. Fin.

The envelope was sitting on the coffee table in the living room when she flooed in from a long day at the ministry. There was nothing on it except for “Granger” and she looked around curiously despite not hearing anything coming from inside the house.

@dracois4lovers Harry is like "I can't take you anywhere" but he secretly agrees 😌

Theo 😌

@dramiodantes This was such a rollercoaster of emotions: An update! 😄 Oh no, the angstiest angst that ever angsted 😭 But wait, there may be a ray of hope after all 🥹 Also, Elmo has stolen all my likes so I shall find some time to go back and hit every single damn heart 😒

— 333. Falling asleep is too difficult. #dhrcomplications

— 196. After Susan's story, Luna tries to understand if everything is fine. #dhrcomplications

@DrPansyP I would inhale about 40 chapters of this

@Elvisoncoke @_celia_bedelia_ And your kids will regret having an asshole as a parent. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

Nazi shit

@dramiodantes I need Hermione to burn down the Ministry with all those assholes still in 🤬 After she gets Draco back, of course 😌

“Mum is fine. We'll be fine”. She kissed her forehead. Kingsley smiled. “Sit down, Miss Granger. We have a lot to discuss”.

– any closer, or I swear, I'll hex the shit out of you”. “Bring her here, mate. Now. Don't make me repeat it”. “No, I can't. I won't”. Hermione cried harder, fat tears streamed down her face uncontrollably.

@dramiodantes He's a menace, but she secretly loves it 😌

dhr | coworkers | mini text fic | mild nsfw

@frankiefickles Sure, trust him, what could go wrong with that 🤭 Scheming little snake 🐍

"With the divorce I promised you, my dear. /That/ you can at least trust me with." Then there was nothing but green smoke.  [PART 3???]

/Draco, dear, is there really no other way I could implore you to come home for the holidays? I really wish we could spend it together. We'll stay away from your fathers "friends" I promise. I just hate the idea of you... and I spending this time of the year alone and apart--/

@Ember_andRain @vespertineflwrx I bet Neville ends up being one of those guys who didn't want the cat but somehow cuddle and spoil the cat all the time 🤭

@kisreadingdhr My babies are so in love 🥹🥰

at the sight of her smile. His thumb brushes her lower lip, tapping it gently. “Deadly.” “Okay.” “Okay?” he asks, hopeful. “I love you,” she says, tracing his cheekbone with her fingertips. “I’ll marry you.” Their kiss is hindered by their wide smiles, all teeth and laughs.

dhr “Marry me,” he says, eyes tracing every detail of her face. “Draco, we’ve not even graduated yet,” she argues, eyebrows creased. Her fingers thread through his soft hair. “We fought in a war,” he says, leaning into her touch. “I’m sure we’re qualified to get married a

@VVH83 @JConabicycle @zgmp_empress @dieworkwear Funnily enough, because the world is pretty small, I do happen to live in Finland but I haven't seen such signs (yet). Stupidity spreads like wildfire 😬

@JConabicycle @zgmp_empress @oldladyreading @dieworkwear This stupid trend might be more global than you think. There was signs about what kind of swimwear is allowed at my local swimming hall in Finland. Of ~3 illegal examples this was guy with boxers under swimshorts. They probably would not mention it if it wasn't problem here too.

what if dressing gay made you attractive to women?

@Gerard77261455 @dieworkwear Rozaduras, y hasta hongos, seguro 🤢 Y parece ser generacional, o eso dicen en un par de artículos sobre el tema del pasado verano. Una muestra: elcorreo.com/vivir/tendenci…

@oldladyreading @dieworkwear Quizas sea algo territorial, generacional lo dudo. Yo es que aparte de incómodo, lo veo antiestético e incluso insalubre, las ingles pueden acabar en carne vida con ropa interioe mojada tantas horas y el roce. Ya te digo, en Cataluña al menos no.

@Gerard77261455 @dieworkwear Llevar bañador sin ropa interior debajo es gay. Puede que sea regional, o generacional, a saber, pero el fenómeno existir, existe 🤷‍♀️

@Gerard77261455 @dieworkwear Soy española, no resido en España hace muchos años pero voy de vacaciones todos los veranos a Asturias. He visto yo a los chavales llevar la cintura del calzoncillo asomando por encima de la del bañador y mis amigos y familia han confirmado que los adolescentes han decidido que +

@FightMikeyFight @_celia_bedelia_ Oh no whatever will those women do if you are not attracted to them?! 🙄

Men: I’m lonely and have nothing going on in my life why won’t women talk to me? Also men: