Old Man Rattle

i still love you

naming my son angry nub

ween

nana said ben 10 is an agent of satan bro

nana please don’t take away my ben 10 watch please

they cut me off at sonic after 4 large ocean waters

showing the prize counter guy at dave & busters my chest hair

putting a poblano pepper in my bunghole

they’re writing me out of the show tomorrow

adrian explain our friend group

white boy needs to get some pep in his step

Pretending the gas station is a jungle gym

led zeppelin just stole my fricking riff bro

Trying to return an iTunes gift card to a RadioShack that doesn’t even exist anymore

white people be like my doctor said i’m not smoking enough pot

@Kuzz0n @unrequiet please suck on my big fat nuts

uwu just kidding

uwo

bro you just made me go from uwu to owo bro

neuralink gave me peptid ad in my right eye