Dr. Ammosexual gatitos picantes viven en mi sangre

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." H. L. Mencken

@twoods213 @Oosikarus @lacho_ai @IAPolls2022 WTF are you talking about?!? A Real ID can and does get used for proof of citizenship. Dingbat.

@Oosikarus @lacho_ai @IAPolls2022 If you married and changed your name your birth certificate won’t work unless you change it, but it will work to get a passport, which is ~$185. A real ID can’t be used as proof of citizenship.

CBS News Poll: Do you favor or oppose requiring people to show valid photo ID before they are permitted to vote? 🟢 Favor: 80% 🟤 Oppose: 20% —— • Dem: 65-35 (+30) • GOP: 95-5 (+90) • Indie: 79-21 (+58) • White: 80-20 (+60) • Black: 80-20 (+60) • Hispanic: 77-23 (+55) YouGov | 3/16-19 | 2,496 A

@Turbinetraveler It's a male plane.

Anyone know what's under the wings of this B-52?

@LilBirdie210 @DolioJ A little bullish.

@DolioJ Looks delish. Never had Bison. Is it comparable to beef or different?

Bison meatloaf? Yes, please

@DolioJ ...and a big scoop of mashed potato flavored butterscotch ice cream! Yum!

@HerWay @onua_bl They literally do. For good or bad, others perception define value, not even the reality of the thing, just perception.

@onua_bl The red flag isn’t her “body count” or friends… it’s thinking those define her value.

Before dating any woman, I asked my mom what I should look for in a woman. I thought she would say: Low body count No guy friends Don’t go to clubs But instead she said this:

@bidencrackglass @HardPass4 15 well used years, still going strong.

@HardPass4 Crkt makes such shit knives.

Poast knife.

@HardPass4 Sooo, THAT'S what color it was!

@Grameries @MattJohnson1k @jpthomas1996 @lanabeesfw 10 penises at once?

@MattJohnson1k @oldscratch4 @jpthomas1996 @lanabeesfw It’s a good question though. Why is 10 penises once going to change a vagina, yet one penis 10 times wont?

Having sex with lots of people is completely fine as long as youre safe about STDs/STIs and everyone is consenting. Nothing bad happens to your soul, it doesnt change your body, it doesnt ruin or soil you like religious propaganda wants you to believe.

@drsuffy @GunfighterSpoc1

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Now that I am a Political Pundit, I can say: This one hurt today. This post is not sponsored. Just still wearing St. Paddy's gear.

@isocuda @lanabeesfw

@oldscratch4 @lanabeesfw

@guy_canadian3 @lanabeesfw These streets ain't gonna shit themselves.

@oldscratch4 @lanabeesfw This is one of the most spiritually Indian tweets of the year

@proteinaddicts @lanabeesfw See: vaginoplasty labiaplasty perineoplasty

@oldscratch4 @lanabeesfw Dude, women literally push kids out of that hole. You’re an idiot to think it doesn’t snap back. You just want control.

@jerrycurld @CharlieCoks @the_sandalorian Naw, see the chain? Pretty sure cock chicken.

@oldscratch4 @CharlieCoks @the_sandalorian Cox Cock* clearly

Birds aren’t real.

@justice_Tyr22 Had-it-up-to-here-with-your-bullshitsville?

What part of the country is this family from?😳

@Ilhan Just because you're lucky you didn't have to change your own last name...

The SAVE Act is the largest assault on voting rights in recent history. This bill will disenfranchise millions of voters including women who changed their name after marriage, students who moved out for college, or folks living with mobility issues. Our Senators must vote NO.

@PeterLLY @lanabeesfw I guess it's the same as my wife. Schrödingers cat.

@oldscratch4 @lanabeesfw Who is this "she" you're talking about? My wife, the mother of my child?

@CharlieCoks @jerrycurld @the_sandalorian Cock chicken?

@the_sandalorian Then what is this?

@jpthomas1996 @lanabeesfw 10, is doing a hell of a lot of lifting here.

@oldscratch4 @lanabeesfw What is the biological difference between a woman who has sex with 10 different partners once, and one partner 10 times assuming she was safe about it?

@PeterLLY @lanabeesfw Go on, simp just a little harder. I mean, she might throw you a pity fuck. She won't, but give it your all little buddy.

@oldscratch4 @lanabeesfw Why would you admit publicly that you've never seen or touched a real life pussy like this