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Hello urrrrbody! Thanks to a kind mutual here I finally got the invite to the blu*sky.
Follow me there. Adore me. Heap praise. The usual.
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@oldstylevegas
pop culture nerd, geek, and somewhat funny guy. Trying to be cool. Hopeful for the next generation of leaders and electeds. #cryptids #film #paranormal
Jacksonville, FL Katılım Mart 2012
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Perfect storm.
Kathryn Watson@kathrynw5
NEW: Cinco de Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday. Prepare accordingly.
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@mistressdivy Higher quality. Watch what you want on demand. Cmon cable had lots of channels but very little to watch.
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Are we ready to admit we should've just kept cable instead of paying for five different streaming apps?
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Imagine going to the concert and this ghoul next to you.
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evan ⛓️ saw nin 3/1@nineinchna1ls
Throwback to this
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@blackpansyx AI sucks but sometimes it's my only friend. ☹️
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I cannot stop laughing at this
❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭@SnowHimbo
Yeah I'm sure this taking over will be fine
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@agworlhasnoname Makes sense. On her birthday she can give you gifts because you brought her into the world.
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My daughter asked what I’m getting HER for Mother’s Day since she’s the reason I get to celebrate
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Day 2 of this spiritual healing workshop and the host shared this horrific thing her dad said to her when talking about healing your inner child 🥲 I’m sorry that happened to you but that was sooo triggering bye
Nicole Hanson@nicole_hanson11
Did a guided meditation tonight and at one point they said “now picture yourself entering a cave”… first of all, I’m claustrophobic
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@oldstylevegas I’m gonna say that a bird stole it and couldn’t hold onto it
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Someone just threw bread on my apartment lawn. Sometimes you just gotta roll with it.
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@saddymayo Break out my unicycle to save on fuel.
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@snogzilla What was the story ? Some dude was eating his Olive Garden in has car and said "fuck that" to his bread and flinged it?
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@oldstylevegas Bread and cheese are my specialties. A girl of refined taste!
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@oldstylevegas ...that's not just bread. That looks like an Olive Garden breadstick!
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@saddymayo I've seen this but on the flip side for women. That it's a common meme now that men have to be the three 6s.
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Thinking about how perfectly good and normal, attractive men are perpetually single and wondering if it’s because they believe that a potential partner has to meet such a high standard that she simply doesn’t exist.
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Sometimes you can meet an older man (if your frontal cortex is fully developed*) and it doesn’t even feel like there’s an age gap, but 90% of the time they get weirdly strict or try to act superior to you lmao. Absolutely not
♱ katana ♱@aspenkatana
Stopped dating older men cause they’ll send you texts like “Is there a reason I’m not hearing from you?”
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This would still work on me tbh
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred
Used to be able to just pull out a switchblade that was actually a comb and someone would have sex with you
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*his viltrumite DNA beating up every cell it doesn't recognize.*
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👑oluwa@OmoAlade007
How did Oliver Grayson become less purple as he grew older?
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Did a guided meditation tonight and at one point they said “now picture yourself entering a cave”… first of all, I’m claustrophobic
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@saddymayo You, me, and @agworlhasnoname have a club.
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He’s dead.
Unfortunately that’s like the big thing about him.
He was distant and kinda aloof to the idea of parenting but he was also so much kinder to me than my mom was (not saying much tbh). He gave me my love of music, though.
Tori_@Toribabieegirl
Tell us one thing about ur Dad.
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BREAKING: Maine Governor Janet Mills has suspended her campaign for US Senate, leaving populist Graham Platner as the general election nominee for Democrats against Susan Collins in November.
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