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is that denzel washington in beverly hills cop 3?!?

Right now feels like that moment that’s frequently depicted in movies about the financial crisis. A few insiders see what’s coming and the rest of the world is blissfully ignorant.

This is all going to end badly isn’t it

tim robinson as oppenheimer's internal monologue

@coltonredwine He gets his cracker ass eaten every Sunday

This so cringe

No more trickery 👻

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TLDR: youtu.be/j3Uy9wsfkok

Sorry bro theverge.com/2022/10/28/234…

On the titanic building the iceberg. If ya know ya know.

This dude like the vin diesel of cooking

@brettcassette Subscribed

Dear Twitter, I would like to unsubscribe from all future tweets announcing a stranger’s screenplay made it to the semi-quarter-barely finals round of the Never-Heard-of-It Competition. Make it happen, Brett

Promo pack driven development

lol

The fact that “the smartest” dude bro in the world doesn’t understand how hard a problem spam is, means whatever the fuck AI he is building is gonna kill us all with dick pill ads.

@brettcassette Wait someone is writing ads into your daily journal writing and you’re first instinct is to ask Twitter and not accuse @NadiaCasey10. That’s a lot of trust to someone who clearly is a cold hard capitalist trying to make a side buck selling ad space in your diary.

Notebook ads should be legally required to depict your own handwriting in the ad. Constantly making me think I need a new notebook when I really need to go back to 3rd grade.

Acting advice be like

I was this old when I realized ed burns wasn't the dude making all those documentaries

@furman @concon @dece I mean isn’t this just twitch now 🙃. Like that was the vision and then twitch just became a better platform with better monetization.

@concon @oleg @dece We need to bring back ‘Scope Stars 👀

@oleg @furman @concon yaup

@Nora Also: just take the plastic off the furniture