Lores

Fa’alavelave – a change of heart. a poem by Jacoba Matapo jmatapo.wixsite.com/pasifika/singl…

"I thought that sound only came out of laptops." My niece roasting my non-iphone's notification of an incoming email

the wine tastes like logging into twitter again

@olifaletoese @siada_7 💁‍♀️

@APFML27 Holy moley!!!! 😲🤯😍💅🙆‍♀️🏋‍♀️

So ummmmmm I GOT WRESTLEMANIA VIP TICKET from this meeting 😭 this trip is not real!!!!!!

@stubbypenguin oooohhH!!!!

Finally got some!! Happy birthday to me 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

"Chicken soup for the soul? Never heard of it?..... is it a collection? An anthology? .....of soups?" - my oozband

Craving tzatziki

Picked up our click and collect and it seemed they mislabeled these items as mine and the annoying person we talked who kept asking us "but what are you missing???" and didnt use her ears when I kept saying EVERYTHING. I felt sorry for the gardy older women helping us in the end

Countdown charging $1.50 flat fee for click and collect paper bags but only giving me two bags, and overloading one so it's not actually functional.

@APFML27 would u roadie for this? 😂

Anyone up north interested in two cats? A friend of a friend is leaving Kerikeri has been told by an organisation her only other option is to put them down...

My little sister and friends have a daily zoom in the evening, their nightly check-ins 🥺 They play cod, chit chat about updates, but mostly spend hours in silence, doing their own thing, but with each other. Every evening.

Am i spending my sick days resting and recovering? Or am I thinking about what classes I would've been teaching at any given moment while also feeling guilty for not marking or planning if I'm not in the classroom?

My darling: I'd choose you over my family, easy. But you over YOUR family?! Hmmm... not sure... Me:😐 Him: Come on, between you and your mum???! You understand, right?! 💀💀💀

*playing Circus by Britney Spears* My darling: is this from The Greatest Showman???? 😐😐😐😐 Disrespectful.

It's so weird that I'm conditioned to just expect the same fruits and veges all year round... like why am I trying to eat tomatoes in the dead of winter?

On this night, two years ago, I had a first date with this random palagi from Matamata, not knowing that two years later he'd be blasting Jamoa Jam in his car and doing budget spreadsheets with me.