Michelle 🇺🇸

@augierakow @risversed Lmaooo fr

@olesheller14 @risversed You can also lick your lips.

just realized english doesn’t have a word for smells nice like you have stink or reeks for smells bad, but nothing for a good smell

@danfordmm @bumbadum14 Cope and seethe

@bumbadum14 Of course you would say that. You, who claim Christian values, but whose ancestors presided over one of the worst mass murders of human beings ever.

It’s crazy how every refugee American has let in has been some sort of brown moocher. But the first time we let in White people theyre grateful and immediately get to work raising cattle.

@augierakow @risversed “Mmm” works

@risversed We don’t even really have a good day-to-day word for “tastes good.” If you think “delicious” is a day-to-day word, try saying it around your family or friends more than once a week and see how long until they start commenting about it 😃

@babybeginner They need like in building incinerators lol I’m not even sure what the solution to the garbage problem could be!

Dear New Yorkers who have never seen dumpsters. Let me explain what this will do. 1. They will stink. They will get all kinds of gross liquid in them and they will stink. 24/7. Wait for the summer. That’s gonna be so charming. 2. Trash will pile up over and around them. Bc it ALWAYS does. 3. Parking way up. $$$$. I know you don’t think you care but it will cost someone more money which will be passed onto you. 4. These could easily bc homeless shelters. The trash will then be tossed on the streets. 5. Rats will find a way. It will smell like food to them at all times. It will attract them. 6. It’s going to cost a bunch of money. 7. It will be UGLY. They will be covered with all kinds of gross garbage materials. Hence the stinking mentioned earlier. The beautiful streets will be packed with these. Imagine a 100 story building. How big of a dumpster do they need? 8. Will they be moved every other day like cars? How will the street sweepers get around them? 9. And other stuff I haven’t even thought of yet.

@buzzedcutie Gross af.

I’m so pro abortion I forget people wanna keep the baby sometimes😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TateTheTalisman lol like using them in your festivals, being made to perform and walk on hot pavement for hours. Yeah no, we see how you all treat the things that are “sacred” to you. Like the Ganges for example.

@TateTheTalisman They don’t even treat the elephants there with respect, let alone the armor. They use the elephants as equipment to pull logs and shit

The British Museum taking things was not "theft" but preservation. Indians may want this back because its the last remaining one, but if they had kept it it would have suffered the same fate as the countless thousands THEY had. Where are yours? You made them. You had thousands of them. Finders keepers, and you're welcome for preserving your history. This was a huge UK W before the country fell to shit.

@CalltoActivism Performative bullshit

A video is going viral of President Obama and Mayor Mamdani singing wheels on the bus with kids in a NYC school. There is literally not one person alive in the entire Republican Party who measures up to either of these two people.

@RynoJvVuuren Welcome! Your people don’t deserve the treatment they’re receiving in SA. I hope you have a great life in America 🇺🇸

It's so weird seeing houses not surrounded with security gates, eclectic fencing, cameras and burglar bars. Thank you for saving us South Africans America. 🫡❤️🇺🇸

@NotInadequate @KMClovesDEC @Ria1984 lol were you ever in school? Your opinion is ridiculous

@olesheller14 @KMClovesDEC @Ria1984 Yeah it’s probably more like 30 minutes of instruction.

Oh please. Homeschooling in a nutshell, is doing things with kids all week that working parents do with them on weekends, and calling it education. Going to a farm, to soft play, to the library, to the park, is not education…it’s needy mums, that can’t be away from their kids.

@MediumSizeMeech Yeah my dad had cancer all over his body, he went to the ER for something related to his cancer and they left him in the hallway for 5 hours. It’s so fucked anymore

Went to the ER and sat there for HOURS and I’m pretty sure the guy next to me died. Two doctors came out and just put him in a wheelchair and pretended like he wasn’t dead???

@KMClovesDEC @Ria1984 That’s not even close to true.

@Ria1984 You do realize that children k-5 get about 1-2 hours of actual instruction per day, right? The rest is a teacher shuffling them to specials, apprehending the bad kids, recess/lunch. I do not even homeschool (we live in a small town and my kids love school) but you’re wrong here.

@XanderhalTV Babies have a sense of touch at 7 weeks in the womb

Brother, no there's not.

@tenortape @CheyOfTheDead You have too much time on your hands if you care about this bullshit

@CheyOfTheDead omfg pegging is done by a woman to a man. saying trans men peg men is equating them to women this isn't queer discourse it's just definitions

trans men using a strap on a cis man is NOT PEGGING are people stupid

@allie__voss People have been drinking alcohol since ancient times. It’s fine as long as you’re not doing it every day from sun up until sun down

I’ve given up alcohol several times (dry January, lent twice, and core AIP diet for 4 months) and never felt any different I’m sure there are marginal health benefits, but honestly given the social cost and downsides I’m not convinced it’s a net benefit

@emkenobi A fetus is literally a baby. You’re dumb af and making excuses for murder

There are no abortion videos of babies screaming in pain and pulling away from the forceps as their skull is crushed. That isn’t a thing because no one is getting an abortion at that late of a stage in pregnancy unless it is an emergency. A fetus is not even considered a baby until around 37 weeks. 90% of abortions happen during the first trimester which is before the 13 week point. A simple google search would tell you this. According to the CDC only 1% of abortions are late stage (after 21 weeks) and happen when the fetus has passed inside the mother due to medical complications and the mother is at risk of dying from sepsis. Your claims are complete nonsense. All you are doing is spreading blatant lies and misinformation to support your own personal bias against women having bodily autonomy.

@zcahverse Leslie Knope lmaoo

No chatgpt escreva: "Com base na minha experiência pessoal conversando contigo ao longo do tempo, me diga um personagem que seja parecido comigo, apenas o nome dele." Depois poste aqui

@jakethedegen @facetedcarapace Who gives af

@facetedcarapace He is a real ally but he does still call primary bedrooms masters

I am not a big reality TV guy but it is undeniable that sometimes they find a regular person who is so spectacular it would be a crime to not share them with the world

@medicalgrower42 Just use a cart and step outside at Dave and Buster’s lol. Or take an edible

We need weed-friendly adult arcades: neon-lit spots where you can spark up, then dominate classics like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, and Pac-Man in a chill, legal vibe. Perfect stress relief with games and cannabis.

@uncledoomer That’s what the pink stuff was?! Omggg. I vaguely remember being pulled out of class and drinking this stuff. I’d do puzzle games with this lady and listen to weird noises on old school headphones

in gifted/talented classes in school, they used to make you drink cups of fluoride (and probably other unspecified chemicals) "for your teeth." but the real reason is that fluoride calcifies the pinneal gland, the source of latent psychic abilities in the minds of gifted kids