olivia vaughn has creaky knees

@makasoph This.

i am crazy but i am free

POV your finals/semester/internship ended and you FINALLY have time to write 😭😭😭😭😭 10K words in a day; I am pooped

Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.

HOZIER IS SIX SIX?

this poster is great & all but have you considered paying your writers

fuck it Nimona Gay Dads AU thread

Harvard announces loophole in Supreme Court ruling, which they will be taking advantage of.

NIMONA IS CERTIFIED FRESH

I condemn in the strongest terms possible the British Museum's communication with me for how condescending they have been and how lacking in good faith. They are forcing me to escalate this, and I will fight you to the bitter end. May Qiu Jin's ghost haunt you all forever.

@hankgreen It's giving future butler baby

Hodgkin is actually a super freaking cute baby name. Someone snap that up.

venting my writing frustrations through making hozier memes and not writing

@hankgreen GET MORE WELL, HANK GREEN

They say god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors. He gave me super treatable, early stage Hodgkin’s lymphoma because he knows I’m a lil baby.

my book is being published!!! as @thegillianflynn's first YA!!  THE DARK WE KNOW is a (spooky, queer) Pied Piper x Spring Awakening letter to runaways, grief & silence, memory & art, childhood friends touching foreheads & saving each other. I can't wait for you to read in 2024.

@Lemm_on_ @cb_reese @tonystatovci *harry sneaking into dumbledore's grave to fight a surfer boy*

@cb_reese @tonystatovci He's still its master, I'd assume he'd get it for the fight

Who winning Percy Jackson or Harry Potter both at their strongest

@wattpadstatus It's still not working, unfortunately!! I keep getting the same "with unsaved changes" message.

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@ImKaitlynMeyers Haggis

Using food only, where are you from?

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