oliver 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

Andy Burnham abolish the triple lock and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

@leftinista Have you finished the Substack article on the most attractive PM yet?

new labour esdee kid phantom edit…very proud of this one

ask him if he wears wigs. now ask him if he has worn wigs. now ask if he will wear wigs. ask when he will wear wigs.

Keir Starmer has resigned

I just know Wes Streeting was in a friendship group with the most homophobic straight girls in school as their little pet gay…

MAYHEM IS OVER AFTER TODAY DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME IM IN MOURNING.

liking every anti-wes streeting tweet

@JakeArkwright Well you better move quickly because it seems like someone has already taken his eyes.

@olivergs4c Hes next

Stole Kier Starmer from politics.

@exp3309 @ShatteredSFW The only thing left about Wes Streeting is that he’s just LEFT the cabinet! Am I right guys? 🤣🤣🤣

@ShatteredSFW leftist like wes streeting

leftist yeah?

Rectally/orally skewered on the Black Rod.

@leadershabana @jakonian I would actually prefer Priti Patel becoming PM, at least she doesn’t walk around detention centres cosplaying as a Nazi.

@jakonian Better close your eyes, one of them is about to be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Am watching the 2010 Election coverage and got a jumpscare from two newly-elected MPs

@JakeArkwright Just remember it was the sun wot won it and Boris Johnson got the same amount of seats as there are days in a year.

Politics exam in 8 hours and I havent started revising lmao. I gotta cram now.

@Fan8824 @callumseuk > Destroys the nation > Blames the previous Conservative government, even over a year into his premiership > Gets removed from power by his own MPs > Joins the Conservative Party

@olivergs4c @callumseuk Unintentional truth nuke

a week until my politics exam and someone in my class just said ‘suh nuh puh’ instead of SNP… cooked generation

@Dave8tit @JoeyMannarino There’s a higher chance of her joining Restore Britain

@JoeyMannarino she's going to move to greens soon i heard

Shabana Mahmood is going to be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. And then it’s really just all over at that point.

@JakeArkwright At least you’re not last-minute cramming for your A levels whilst also trying to keep up with the shit show in No 10 so you can be ready for politics next week.

Im erectenuinely done with exams bro

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

@Oneday050 @CommonsSpeaker @UKHouseofLords @UKParliament Referring to His Majesty the King as His Royal Highness? Not very patriotic of you

@olivergs4c @CommonsSpeaker @UKHouseofLords @UKParliament His Royal Highness

Tomorrow, the King will open a new parliamentary session in the State Opening. I will lead MPs and party leaders in my ceremonial robes, into the @ukhouseoflords to stand and hear the #KingsSpeech. 🔴Watch the event live on @ukparliament YouTube channel. 📷 State Opening 2024

@Oneday050 @CommonsSpeaker @UKHouseofLords @UKParliament HRH?

@CommonsSpeaker @UKHouseofLords @UKParliament Should be cancelled. HRH should not be dragged into this utter clown show.