Ollie Rillands

I gotta say that #Kasabian's PR strategy of announcing Tom Meighan was leaving the band for personal reasons and harvesting thousands of best wishes from concerned fans, knowing he would be revealed as a violent partner abuser just hours later, is disgustingly cynical.

@MrParashoot @JMSpeirs_ Not gonna lie, it’s true, pet! #Shearer

@JMSpeirs_ Weirdly enjoyed a wee torp of that the other week. Used to love it, still do. I like to think they do. @ollierillands can you can confirm this?

D’you think Geordies drink Newcastle Brown Ale in the same way that we worship Tennant’s???

@aledsavedlatin Snap! Just ordered a couch for the office....will be dispatched September 1st 😬😭

I love made.com but when I order a desk - ideally, I'd like to receive and use it sooner than 16-18 weeks.

this is incredible 🤣🤣🤣 twitter.com/L3GSV/status/1…

@brifocals No....you 'slay' on this my brother 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

If I see another "remember who checked in on you during these bad times" memes I'm gonna lose it. Imagine being that self involved that you're guilting people into giving you attention during A GLOBAL crisis. The world is suffering Greg, it's not your pandemic.

R.I.P me

two weeks into lockdown and I can only conclude my boyfriend's job is to speak on the phone to men called Nathaniel and say the phrase "Good stuff"

@MrParashoot Amen bro!!! Amen!

Can't believe folk still watch this or it even exists. I clocked out when this cunt hit the screen, thumpin aboot wi a tiger or some pish.

I’m only posting this because I think it’s important to see what people who do creative work go through every day. Please just pay them fair wages lol

Did a video with @hivemindmu

wshe.es/xLiR4ukW please vote! Mabel is 4th out of 168 dogs but needs to be first to win! #vote

the air conditioning is broken on our plane. everyone sweating, losing their minds. they r trying to fix it but we are on the tarmac literally roasting and the woman next to us IS WEARING HER AIRPLANE BLANKET

SHE'S A GOD! It's a song that's pretty much about worshipping your other half... 😇👫👬👭😇 Out Now - smarturl.it/shesagod

Here’s a video of a guy putting a camera on a sushi conveyer belt. It’s wonderful. Every table has a little story!

The best decisions aren’t always the easiest 💔🎶💫 Don’t miss @TimMattia's new music video for H.E.R.'s (@HERMusicx) #HardPlace #LondonAlley youtube.com/watch?v=zfHbuT…

New @HERMusicx "Hard Place" music video directed by @TimMattia youtube.com/watch?v=zfHbuT… out now! @londonalley @Videostatic

#NewMusicFriday @ridermusicpage drops visuals for her track #TellNobody Check it out on electricityclub.co.uk/introducing-ri… #singer #songwriter #newmusic #video instagram.com/p/BvmNDHygd28/…

🎬 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE 🎬⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣‘Tell Nobody’ music video is here! Thankyou @ElectricityClub for premiering & writing the most kind review ❤🎉🙏🏼⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣➡️ electricityclub.co.uk/introducing-ri… ... Enjoy 😀⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ HUGE THANKS @Shapeshifterflm @SapienRecords @Vevo_UK @vevo ❤️