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Nigel Farage has committed prosecutable election offences with this video under the Representation of the People Act 1983. The Act prohibits inducing voters through the threat of “temporal injury”, which includes material disadvantage such as the targeted imposition of government burdens. Threatening to specifically house illegal migrants in a constituency if it does not vote Reform is coercive and constitutes a criminal offence.

"Can't afford health insurance? Then fuck off and die on the pavement." This is Farage's vision for the UK.

Yesterday it was the Epstein Files. Just now, it’s about TV license. Give me a break 😩 #snooker

@OsvaldoSolorza I went to a film last year (forgot which one) and these two boomers were in my seat. I looked at them and said ‘You’re in my seats’ and they just stared at me like what was my problem They said they were sat somewhere else so I said ‘Well go sit there then’ they looked annoyed🤣

Fui al IMAX, la sala estaba vendida full, y dos chicas estaban ocupando los asientos que compré. Muy segura sacó su celu para decirme que ella también tenía los mismos lugares. Las entradas de ellas eran para ayer.

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

We lost the plot when we started viewing homes as investment opportunities instead of places to live.

It’s been ten days since Nine Inch Noize dropped and still no news of a physical release. @nin what the fuck

How dare you suggest I am the spouse of a senior Labour politician, and my breakfast television spot might, perhaps, indicate a conflict of interest!

Not paying your tax is selfish.

Don’t know if I’m seeing things, but I’m seeing a lot more estate agent signs up on houses for sale But they’ve been there for months and starting to see multiple estate agents on one property a lot more This time last year the sign would be up and then taken down within a week

I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of love and thank you for believing in me to lead the company that has always put you at the center of our work. This is not goodbye. It’s a hello to John and I can’t wait for you to get to know him like I do! 🙏

Say what you want about the Cook era, we’ll forever be in debt to him for making Apple Silicon happen.

Hear me out: ABBA Voyage but it's Nine Inch Noize. If they made that happen, It'd go at least once a week.

@ NIN - PLEASE do a Nine Inch Noize vinyl. I’m begging you do one. I NEED a vinyl of this amazing album.

@JamieL2711 Did the same. Home shirt cost me £7 and two weeks of waiting. Glad I’m patient 🤣

Never ordered from DHGate before but you literally cannot tell the difference, absolute bargain for £15🤣

The UK has the biggest loser mentality. Crab in the bucket, average people desperately defending their shortcomings by attacking anyone with any kind of ambition. Zero risk taking and endless penny pinching

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“If we tax the billionaires they’ll just leave” Good off you fuck