Oliver Wheeler

RIP to the 3 pints I lost during tonight’s game! Congrats to the people they landed on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🍺

Big fan of seeing Chris Wood do well, couldn’t tell you why but the stats are very pleasing

More needs to be said amongst the fan base about him scoring a hattrick against Arsenal

@LiamJCummins Victim roulette, couldn’t pull out minority card so let’s do the one we can get away with

Sniffs gear because he’s gay? In 2025 it really isn’t “brave” anymore, particularly as he’s only doing it to try and get sympathy. And lastly, doing the interview with that lot 💀 what a shambles

@PrimeVideo is there a way I can watch a film without having to watch your shitty adverts halfway through?

This is like Southampton and Leicester arguing over who has conceded the most goals

@QPR Alfie Lloyd would run through a brick wall if it meant we’d get the points, also Saito ❤️

Another 𝗪𝗜𝗡 away 😍

KOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

Are you even a Fiat 500 Twitter girl if you didn’t take a photo of the opening of Molly Maes new show

For his own mental health Ashby should be taken off

Had to press cancel 5 times to cancel @NOW should be illegal to have a process like that

Sam Field plays 35+ games a season for any championship club and I can’t be told otherwise

Kayembe is so rattled and he’s been on the pitch 2 minutes 😂

Never seen Sergio Ramos and Jimmy Dunne in the same room, just saying 👀

I don’t actually mind him tbf he’s done well for himself

People love Smithy and hate James Cordon that’s the difference.

They have nailed the stag do and hen dos, Stags fun, hens organised as fuck 😂

By all means enjoy opening your presents… your mid morning bucks fizz.. your selection box.. 20 pigs in blankets.. too many sprouts.. too much pudding...  a turkey butty..  your mince pie and brandy butter…  But enjoy it by being disciplined! 😉 Merry Christmas everybody 🎅🏻

Takes more then a good manager to turn that monstrosity @ManUtd around

Dubois fuck off with your dead personality they are trying to have an interview

I wanted Usyk to win, but that is a Fury win or draw all day. Those scores are a joke, again letting the sport down