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I lost my job last year and I think I’m ready to talk about it. Nigerian companies don’t hire data analysts because they’re not ready for what the data will find. I know this because I was that data analyst. The company folded. They folded because they ignored my analysis. I was their pricing analyst. I found out they were buying from suppliers at inflated prices. Built the report. Presented it. They nodded, said “very interesting” and kept doing the same thing. I noticed some of them had new cars. Recent. Nice. My supervisor told me “Oge some things here are above both of us.” I documented everything after that. Months later …gone. Just a message. that Company is suspended. The people who ran it have new jobs now, Same cars. They’re still owing me my last salary. But the company has folded so. Hot take: half of African startup failures are just fraud that ran out of time.

Nobody use cost of things compete reach Lagos people Bro this people are fvcking annoying 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 “Omooo house rent cheap for here, if nah Lagos” “Omooo transport cheap for here oo, if nah Lagos” Weyrey shut up ur mouth Who ask you ?

When do they lock me up?

He should just remove his bullet proof vest and start protecting himself with the bible.

How do we convince Africans that the bible and Quran are just fictional books and shouldn't be taken seriously.

My title race and Champions league run will rely on a player that has not written WAEC

Atheists can't solve exponential equations, because they don’t believe in higher powers.

Omo. Everybody just dey lament. Online oh, offline oh, at home, at work, outside oh, inside oh, lamentations left and right fgs😭

Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.

I believe Blessing didn’t think that thing through. She had no idea she will eventually deal with intellects or people that will ask questions. She only considered the emotional Nigerians we had years ago. She forgot, people have become logical. For me, she goofed

E be like na only Lagos dey take this tax thing serious 💀 I never see any pressure from Akure and Osogbo

Just changing research topic every five market days. I hope this is the last one. Who sent me doctoral work?

Trump’s top two goals in the war: (1) No Iranian nuclear weapon. (2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business. Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.

On this day in 2021, I rushed my mom to the hospital, with tears in her eyes, she kept telling me to take care of my siblings oh, before passing out. I sat in my car outside, cried and imagined the worst for over 3 hours, until dem call me say make I come prepare tea for her 🤣

Men, if you papa get house wey nobody dey use. Just move back. Omo iya! There is jollof rice at home, pada lo le lo jeun.

It's so sad when you see someone who was doing very well for himself become a beggar.

“Night gig” please what are you guys doing at night? Please involve me !!! I no kuku dey sleep before

Piggyvest go Dey expect to comot 150k from my account tomorrow. I just pity you 😭😭😭

They way people are graduating for masters, I’m scared a degree is loosing it’s value 🥺🥺🥺🥺

People who pay 12 million naira for yearly house rent in Lagos, what jobs do they do? I'm just curious.