Dan Olson

14.8K posts

Dan Olson

Dan Olson

@olson_dan

Senior Principal Engineer @ Treyarch. Opinions do not represent my employer and probably not anyone else either.

Santa Monica Katılım Haziran 2011
206 Takip Edilen3.1K Takipçiler
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
@vxunderground I had a similar annoyance, though not this bad, and now I think "check if registered as a business address" goes on my list of things to do before moving in.
English
0
0
3
2.1K
vx-underground
vx-underground@vxunderground·
Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said). I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?" I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it. Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???" Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?" I'm like ??? This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves. Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address. DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY
English
180
390
25.4K
856.5K
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
Let the AI name my new tool. Can't stand the name, but do I tell the AI? I don't want to hurt its feelings.
English
0
0
0
151
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
My kid… “I’m writing stories on my tablet.” Into the “Send feedback to Google” form. So congrats to whoever gets “chick chicken and an apple, yummy” as a support request.
English
0
0
4
282
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
I have realized that every time I am exposed to something AI-based that's brand new, my reaction is immediately negative. And that often fades if it proves useful to me in some way over about a month.
English
0
0
1
265
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
@JustDeezGuy Pound for pound, night of the hunter is the best project he’s been involved in.
English
0
0
1
66
Paul Snively
Paul Snively@JustDeezGuy·
I miss Peter from “Mission: Impossible.” Like many of the original cast, I walked out in disgust on the first film when Jim Phelps was the mole, and didn’t return until Rebecca Ferguson made “Rogue Nation” the best Mission.
The Sting@TheStingisBack

Peter Graves was born 100 years ago today. He almost said no to Airplane! (1980), calling the script “disgusting crap.” His wife and daughter insisted it was hilarious, and they were right. The role won him a whole new wave of fans beyond Mission: Impossible.

English
1
0
1
404
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
Have spent this morning vibe coding the world’s fastest c++ preprocessor. Forgot to add “make it fast” to prompt. Expanding a single macro takes 48s.
English
0
0
5
319
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
@vxunderground There is a whole chapter in 4 hour work week about how to position yourself as an expert reference for media. The book might be outdated, now everyone on the internet is an expert.
English
0
0
0
642
vx-underground
vx-underground@vxunderground·
I am genuinely impressed by mainstream media outlets ability to find absolute nobodies in cybersecurity. It's remarkable. I am often left speechless. There has been dozens occasions, especially as of recent, where some media outlet will be like, "Today as a special guest is world-renowned cybersecurity expert and ethical hacker Joe McCyberSecurity". I'm like, who the fuck is Joe McCybersecurity? I've been doing cybersecurity and malware stuff for a long time and I've never once seen or heard of Joe McCybersecurity. If he is world-renowned, I would THINK I would have seen them or heard of them. The camera then pans over to Joe McCybersecurity and it is the most generic cookie cutter white dude in a cheap suit and the tag below him will say something like, "Joe McCybersecurity, Ethical Hacker, CEO of Cybersecurity McJoe Industries" I'm like, "Cybersecurity McJoe Industries? What the fuck is that?". I look it up and it's a generic WordPress website hosted on GoDaddy with an expired SSL cert. Joe McCybersecurity then babbles incomprehensible nonsense for about 60 seconds until the TV host goes "woaw" and it cuts to a commercial. Absolute cinema.
English
118
151
2.4K
88.2K
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
@molecularmusing Speaking for myself only: for fun it’s all about the journey. For work it’s all about the destination. But more broadly it’s about solving problems. And AI makes a lot of problems trivial to solve while creating several of its own.
English
0
0
2
263
Stefan Reinalter
Stefan Reinalter@molecularmusing·
I find this extremely worrying, with many of people I respect saying things like "I no longer write code" or "let LLMs do it". Why did you start programming? Was it never the journey for you, but only the goal? I genuinely want to understand this, I seem to be the odd one out.
English
184
18
487
32.1K
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
Hard to know if an open source project would accept upstream changes before I spend time creating them. Worries me a little.
English
0
0
4
324
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
@macastel3 I've only been to two of these but my brain has a hard time accepting a completely empty one.
English
0
0
0
112
Marco Castelli
Marco Castelli@macastel3·
This is a rest stop on the Chinese highway Do you like it?
English
26
3
112
9.5K
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
At the top of the top of the game industry, which I am somewhat qualified to talk about, I think there is not a lot of strong technical differentiation. Some places are briefly ahead of others in small ways. But using AI in the "right" vs "wrong" ways (to be defined later) is a real chance to pull ahead (or behind).
English
0
0
0
130
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
I didn't go to GDC but I heard it was basically all AI. Great chance right now to identify where you stand on the curve vs competitors. Real differentiation opportunities here.
English
1
0
4
453
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
I'm going to make a dumb assertion and say that the 40 or 50 year old text diff formats we use are complicating every aspect of version control.
English
0
0
3
497
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
AI is basically Taravangian in the Stormlight novels. It's hard to explain why without novel spoilers, though.
English
0
0
0
218
sura 🦀
sura 🦀@____sura_·
@joshmo_dev Focusing on "memory safety" narrowed down people's perception of why rust is awesome.
English
1
0
1
123
Josh (🦀/acc)
Josh (🦀/acc)@joshmo_dev·
we need to stop using "memory safety" as an argument for why rust loads of languages are memory safe. not all of them are reliable
English
9
2
44
2.3K
Dan Olson
Dan Olson@olson_dan·
@SebAaltonen @trikcode The best success I had with Ai coding is when I just created a bunch of empty functions and told it to fill them in. Otherwise it goes and creates things in mediocre ways that can only be modified by an AI. I think there is still a mix of coding and prompting.
English
1
0
5
940
Sebastian Aaltonen
Sebastian Aaltonen@SebAaltonen·
I am not sure about that. I like writing code. Instructing AI agents to fix the bugs that they caused is similar to outsourcing. You become QA instead of a programmer. Some people like being QA. Some people like doing stuff. And it's not relaxing to have to tell AI 10 times to fix the thing, and it makes things even worse.
English
13
5
188
21.8K
Wise
Wise@trikcode·
Software engineers are the happiest people on Earth now. They pay $100/month for Claude Code to do the work. Their employer pays them $10,000/month for the results. $9,900 profit for sipping coffee and talking to AI. The funniest part? Not a single dev with a full-time job will ever admit this publicly What a time to be alive.
English
710
238
5.2K
618K