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Kristoffer Olson

Kristoffer Olson

@olsoncomedy

Former infant, now Father & Comedian. Host of You Don't Say? Podcast on iTunes & at https://t.co/feH26FTWB4 Sir/MotherFucker

Katılım Haziran 2009
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Kristoffer Olson
Kristoffer Olson@olsoncomedy·
Tom Selleck is 78 years old today. His mustache is 76.
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Wisconsin Family
Wisconsin Family@Wisconsin_fam·
Name a Packer WR without duplicating what anyone else says in the comments.
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Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft@TuckerKraft·
Green Bay Packers are spoiled since we play on the greatest surface in the NFL. Natural grass is the best, and should be the only surface we play on. We are #WorthTheCost
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@AnthonyCumia I went to see this movie with my Dad who is a huge “Trekkie”. We both wept. I was 7. Amazing film.
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Anthony Cumia
Anthony Cumia@AnthonyCumia·
The summer of ‘82 I asked my girlfriend Lisa to go to the movies with me to see “Star Trek The Wrath Of Khan”. I had seen it already and wanted to see it again. I could tell she didn’t really want to go. She wasn’t a sci fi fan and definitely wasn’t a Star Trek fan. She reluctantly agreed. I could tell she was interested in the story and the characters very quickly. By the end, she was literally crying. To this day it’s one of my favorite movies. Every time I see the scene where Spock dies, I remember looking over at Lisa crying her eyes out. She didn’t know who these characters were and before the movie didn’t give 2 shits about them but there she was, crying. Top 5 movies in my book.
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TD Nash
TD Nash@td_nash·
Out of these two running backs, who do you think was better?🧐
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
In 1989, Bo Jackson had 32 home runs and 105 RBI and then averaged 5.5 yards per carry that fall in the NFL. Think about that for a minute. Even if you’re already aware.
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Kristoffer Olson@olsoncomedy·
The Star Spangled Naps start now.
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J.@izthisJudah·
A white firefighter saves the life of a black man who was overdosing on drugs. Later, when the firefighter asks if he has any firearms, the black man responds by shooting and killing him.
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Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden·
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Vinny’s Corner
Vinny’s Corner@VinnysCorner1·
Age yourself…. Name the Catcher from your favorite MLB team growing up. I’ll start: Jim Leyritz
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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Happy Father’s Day to the dads no longer with us, but who still check in now and then. And to the ones here: hope you have a catch today.
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BGPG@BleedGreenPGold·
Super Bowl XXXI Desmond Howard’s ONLY kick return touchdown of his career steals the momentum back, Stadium View rejoices
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Rob Demovsky
Rob Demovsky@RobDemovsky·
From the Packers: “Packers fans everywhere should be deeply concerned that Rep. Fitzgerald admitted to giving 'zero' consideration to keeping the Packers in Green Bay as he explores upending the 65-year-old Sports Broadcasting Act.” Story here: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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