The Batman of Port Harcourt and Owerri🦇
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The Batman of Port Harcourt and Owerri🦇
@omafmark
am pure Gold but still need more polishing 😊😊
Katılım Haziran 2015
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Wait! She isn't fat or ugly?
She doesn't have a big nose?
She isn't darker than her usual self?
She isn't looking unkempt?
An average pregnant Nigerian woman would have been looking like a rejected sacrifice while blaming it on pregnancy whereas she's a glutton who eat everything that comes her way at any hour of the day and has always been ugly but using makeup and filter to deceive herself.
Now, wait for Nigerian women to tell you is because she's rich and try to bring in emotional gaslighting. 1, 2, 3 👇
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
Mr Eazi and Temi Otedola( The Ajibades) just welcomed a bouncing baby 🥹❤️✨
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Wait For Einstein 😅
GIDI@Gidi_Traffic
Let’s see that AI-generated video that instantly amuses you the moment you see it.
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IF he wins the league, he’d bring out his world cup.
IF he wins the world cup, he’d bring out his olympic medal.
IF he somehow gets that one, he’d bring his world cup golden balls.
IF he manages to do it, he’d bring his eight ballon d’ors.
no worry, things plenty 🙏🏾

LERRY@_AsiwajuLerry
Once Cristiano Ronaldo wins this league, I wonder what you people want to use to banter him again 😂😂
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"I’m just sitting here thinking about how I went to a singles night at church. First, I thought it was 500 people in attendance, but the pastor said it was a thousand single ladies. Like, are we all living the same life at this point? Because I’ve never been in a room with that many single people.
I even thought it wasn’t even possible. I thought I was the only one left. I mean, beautiful women — all types, shapes, and sizes, literally African women. Like, a room full of singles. And I’m like, this has to be an experiment.
Like, this has to be like a simulation. Like, I’m c0nfused, and low-key n£rv0s for us. Because where are the men? Where are the men, please...?
- Lady cr!es out after attending church event with 1,000+ single women, l@ments low male turnout at singles night.

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George S. Patton believed fear was contagious. But so was courage.
During World War II, while shells exploded around his men, Patton walked openly across the battlefield.
No hiding. No panic.
One officer asked him:
"Sir, aren’t you afraid?"
Patton replied:
"Of course I’m afraid. I’m just more afraid of failing my men."
Courage is not the absence of fear.
It is mastery over it.

Bambulu@Bqmbulu
Studying the lives of war generals is a huge testosterone booster
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@forallcurious For those who are wondering Based on the tweet, that quantum computer is developed by Osaka University's Center for Quantum Information and Quantum Biology. Their cloud computing platform, which allows for remote access, can be found at qiqb-cloud.jp.
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@SouthPark Yeaaaasssssssssssssssssssss😩🤲🏾
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@fanta_de_joker Fanta oooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Eminem of Imo state 🤣🤣
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@frimon @fanta_de_joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣and FMC fit no get bed space ooo🤣🤣
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@fanta_de_joker People go watch dem nor go fit comment and the thing make them Laugh oo😂😂
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@Osarugue_tm @sheisafairyyy Me retweeting this comment cause I acknowledged that you perfectly expressed the words I was about to reply.
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@sheisafairyyy Me retweeting this tweet cause I acknowledge that you perfect expressed a thought I was already carrying
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