The Batman of Port Harcourt and Owerri🦇

@_Kangchi_8 @guzu_p Guyyyyyy🤣

@guzu_p I don laugh so tey I don cum like this 😂😂😂😂😂

Wait! She isn't fat or ugly? She doesn't have a big nose? She isn't darker than her usual self? She isn't looking unkempt? An average pregnant Nigerian woman would have been looking like a rejected sacrifice while blaming it on pregnancy whereas she's a glutton who eat everything that comes her way at any hour of the day and has always been ugly but using makeup and filter to deceive herself. Now, wait for Nigerian women to tell you is because she's rich and try to bring in emotional gaslighting. 1, 2, 3 👇

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special.

Wait For Einstein 😅

IF he wins the league, he’d bring out his world cup. IF he wins the world cup, he’d bring out his olympic medal. IF he somehow gets that one, he’d bring his world cup golden balls. IF he manages to do it, he’d bring his eight ballon d’ors. no worry, things plenty 🙏🏾

🇺🇸Farm kids are just built different. This is America.🇺🇸

When the information from your eyes doesn't match your brain.

"I’m just sitting here thinking about how I went to a singles night at church. First, I thought it was 500 people in attendance, but the pastor said it was a thousand single ladies. Like, are we all living the same life at this point? Because I’ve never been in a room with that many single people. I even thought it wasn’t even possible. I thought I was the only one left. I mean, beautiful women — all types, shapes, and sizes, literally African women. Like, a room full of singles. And I’m like, this has to be an experiment. Like, this has to be like a simulation. Like, I’m c0nfused, and low-key n£rv0s for us. Because where are the men? Where are the men, please...? - Lady cr!es out after attending church event with 1,000+ single women, l@ments low male turnout at singles night.

@_bigmhe_ 💯📌

1/365 of being sober

@_CFCWhizz Is this not the man you are praising

@0xdasha 🤣

i don’t think the 10,000 btc pizza sale was such an important event in bitcoin history

George S. Patton believed fear was contagious. But so was courage. During World War II, while shells exploded around his men, Patton walked openly across the battlefield. No hiding. No panic. One officer asked him: "Sir, aren’t you afraid?" Patton replied: "Of course I’m afraid. I’m just more afraid of failing my men." Courage is not the absence of fear. It is mastery over it.

@forallcurious For those who are wondering Based on the tweet, that quantum computer is developed by Osaka University's Center for Quantum Information and Quantum Biology. Their cloud computing platform, which allows for remote access, can be found at qiqb-cloud.jp.

@SouthPark Yeaaaasssssssssssssssssssss😩🤲🏾

South Park returns with all-new episodes Wednesday, September 16 on Comedy Central.

@fanta_de_joker Fanta oooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Eminem of Imo state 🤣🤣

Ride or D*e 😂🔥

@frimon @fanta_de_joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣and FMC fit no get bed space ooo🤣🤣

@fanta_de_joker But the FMC matters wher my own problem is.

@MOsahenoma1835 @fanta_de_joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fanta_de_joker People go watch dem nor go fit comment and the thing make them Laugh oo😂😂

@Osarugue_tm @sheisafairyyy Done📌💯

@omafmark @sheisafairyyy Mutuals?

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

@Osarugue_tm @sheisafairyyy Me retweeting this comment cause I acknowledged that you perfectly expressed the words I was about to reply.

@sheisafairyyy Me retweeting this tweet cause I acknowledge that you perfect expressed a thought I was already carrying