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@omfgroflcopter

Happiness is a warm pun. | He/They

Louisville, KY Katılım Nisan 2007
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The show may as well be called Top Fine Dining now; it should have been Dan #TopChef
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Beulah reunion when?
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Enough about your mom though
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Is that Scott from HQ sitting next to Mark Ruffalo? #Oscars2024
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Why is it always thought leaders and never thot leaders?
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Is there any greater act of Midwestern hubris than thinking your pipes aren’t going to freeze?
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@BenUstick The Mousetrap fancy glasses are still unparalleled.
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Based on all of the weird stuff that has gone missing from this latest move I can only assume our movers earnestly hated us.
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I don’t know if the lady sitting next to me on this flight knows I can see her texts where she’s complaining about me.
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That time of year for this comic already?
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I wonder if Tay Zonday would ever make an album of Scott Walker covers.
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RIP in peace to a real one; after 11 years together my bike was stolen.
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The back-to-back instant sell outs for @TheMagFields tickets at @ThaliaHallChi reminds me of the days of trying to snag tickets for beer releases.
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