carolyn

@shadypotters I wish I was, only managed to say “see you tomorrow Josh” as I was mid pokeball spin

casually ran into josh dun at a restaurant in mexico but was too preoccupied catching pokemon to bother him for a picture

listening to a smutty audiobook at work is all fun and games until someone borrows your work truck and your Bluetooth disconnects from your headphones and reconnects to the truck’s Bluetooth during a steamy chapter

my search history hasn’t looked like this in so long

2013 me woulda been institutionalized

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

@PokemonHRSMJPN Yes please! 275745680916

the “could be lovers” tension between me and every food delivery person I have is either: 1. totally and completely made up by me, or 2. something so real and I could be married by now

@GreaterSudbury hello! When it comes to old re-usable water bottles, is there anywhere where these can be recycled in the city? Specifically #7 type plastic (Nalgenes)

ur joking!!

ok i want to consensually smooch renee rapp on the lips pls

met my SOULMATE in winners/homesense and I can’t stop thinking about him; he has one eye and he is also a dog

@shadypotters SCREAMING!!!! HI APOLLO!!!!

this is a 14 year old queen, you can’t tell me otherwise

i actually only go to my parents place for christmas to visit my dog and that’s it

.@Thereisnocat_

been really wanting to hangout with an elephant recently

i wish you kinder and softer and happier days

making my alien read this