Blessica Blimpson

My mam left my dad outside SuperValu in his wheelchair while she went in to get some bits and people tried to give him spare change 😭 God bless Finglas.

@SeanMcG45467707 Can’t dm you

2 tickets for Mary Wallopers tonight at Fairview Park. €15 each. Dm me, I’ll throw them over Ticketmaster transfer!

..ok

Only if a lady is passing

Me when I see posts about young internet celebrities like Baby Grink and The Rizzler

@Little7Rose The bottom right image sent me over the edge ☠️

He looks like he lives under a bridge and will only let me pass if I answer three riddles 😭

@educatedignored @GerryMcBride That’s literally my point? I had a small bag, the people ahead of me all had black sacks.

@omgdebbie @GerryMcBride 20 csns is 3. That ain't a big bag

Don’t want to always be complaining but the two people ahead of me at the recycling machine put in over 600 cans and bottles between them. Bin bag after bin bag of cans. Fuck sake lads. Be reasonable.

Bought cans of cocktails in M&S and wasn’t charged the return deposit fee but they have the return logo so we can still bring them back

@Little7Rose No idea, it’s like they don’t even notice ☠️

@Little7Rose My parents will be watching the same thing, but one of them is in the front room and one is in the back room, doors open, volume up. The tvs are a second or two out of sync, so you’re listening to everything with an immediate echo

If a Band Aid line up doesn’t have Dizzee Rascal and Ms Dynamite in it then I’m not interested tbh, you can keep it

you guys got picked up?

Follow me I’m insufferable

Mad the way everytime I wear a cap I look like I work in a chipper

“This mock meat roast is too much like meat!” I swear, people like this have two brain cells and they’re both fighting for third place ☠️

@Ginger_Tucci “It’s made in the same factory, you just don’t have to pay for the fancy bottle!” Fuck off, hun, I would rather lick a dead seal.

@omgdebbie I like knock-off perfume season. Just the bullies from school and their little ‘self employed’ businesses assuring you it’s not in fact cat piss for your wrists. TIS THE SEASON.

Absolutely adore Facebook in the run up to the festive season. “I bought jerseys from clearlyascamwebsite dot com, and now they’re not responding to me and the tracking number doesn’t work, does anyone know what I should do?” Truly wonderful stuff.