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omoh, +234 is just too terrible to live in 💔😔

🚨⚪️ Antonio Rüdiger has officially signed his new Real Madrid contract valid until June 2027. Announcement coming very soon, likely in next 24 hours. ✅🇩🇪

Awada Thanks for the love We go come again for sure

if common to guide hard like this, how to successful go come dey?

If you don't have the means to fund your vices, you're not a good person - you're just poor. Morality isn't proven by absence of temptation but choices made in it's presence You're not a faithful husband - you've just not been privileged to walk the streets of Madrid at night.

Police harassment, backward thinking, and a lack of progress are some of the reasons Ado seems stagnant. You can hardly walk for five minutes without being stopped by the police. Many properties in Ado are reportedly being sold to Igbo investors, yet there’s little focus on meaningful development. Rather than driving growth and innovation, too many people seem content spending their days discussing issues instead of solving them. 💔💔

“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…

I fit enter your house morning make I enter kitchen for afternoon. Years back, I went to my friend's house in Glasgow for a few days. When I arrived the wife was at work. We were gisting and vibing and I asked him when madam was coming back, he said 7pm. I told him let's enter kitchen let me cook so she can rest when she comes back. We just continued our gist in the kitchen. Everybody was happy. When I visit my close friend in Sheffield, after eating I wash the plates and clean up the kitchen. First time I did it, the wife was shocked and she told my friend what I did. That one burst laugh and said "you no know Wisdom na why. You see that kitchen, if him no clean am, him mind no go calm down." Everytime, I visited, she still got surprised that I did that until she got used to it. She was happy as it was big relief. When I to my guy's house in Abuja, that one Monday do anything, so he doesn't allow me do anything. I want to clean, he says cleaner is here to do it. I want to cook, he has ordered food already. So when we go out, I paid for stuff. When I was leaving his house finally, I sent him money I would have spent in a hotel and he was very happy. In UNIBEN, I went to my guy's house and that one no get food. "Food no dey? Make we enter market." Na me be guest but I went with him to market, supported the market runs and we cooked together. It is getting too long , but I'll stop here. You people just like fighting for your right to be useless because the truth is that, you are actually useless.

Me on video call ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself.

One of my biggest fear na make my wife dey carry bike go antenatal.

“nbl” “ngl” are two twins nbl is the boy ngl is the girl

the person wey get land wey dey beside my house don cut down the natural AC wey dey behind my window 💔

Manager: "ur leave is not approved" Me with my data off;

We went to June 1 to June 14 in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think football twitter has the best collection of memes 😂

“Tnx" i go just assume say you no get father figure.

The way Crysencio Summerville ran straight to celebrate with Ruud van Nistelrooy 🫂❤️

What happened to Ado Ekiti? This town used to be bubbling with energy a few years ago. Where did all the men and boys disappear to? Everywhere is looking dry these days.

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4 years ago i use to dream of making $100 $10 on a trade looked good enough for me Now $5,000 on a trade feels empty like I’m not doing enough Good old days, may we all win ❤️

Jumped into the car and drove home to eat mama's food because I live in the same city with family. Life's little privileges