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Dear Arewa, He is trying to instigate war between the Northerners and other regions, making #EndSARS  movement seem like its against the North. If the country is better irrespective of who and what the president worships it’ll benefit us all equally. Peace! #NIGERIAPREVAIL

Whoever invented this "Sorosoke Weyrey" slang needs to be duly recognized.

Twitter how dare you suspend a whole International Journalist, a US Trained Nurse too, an international OAP like Kemi Olunloyo’s account

@chubiei Woman

Did the poop challenge on my daughter , 😭🥺🥰 (used peanut butter) but this was her reaction 😂 Gosh I love her sooo much ‼️

Wash your hand #NYSC #CoronaVirusNigeria

@_shuga__ That nigga doesn’t bill with brotherly love

To clarify: Isolation = you have tested positive for the virus Quarantine = you have been in contact with someone who has tested positive for the virus & are waiting to see if you develop symptoms Social distancing = something everyone can do to reduce the risk of transmission

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MAC & Clinique lol. I hope you taught your PlayStation to swim.

When you grow up, you'll understand. Meanwhile, mummy said you should go and wash the plates.

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The attention your Influencers get on Twitter VS in real-life

Gift ideas for your man this coming Valentine's Day: - Designer Perfume (Not smart collections please) - Trendy Sweat pants - Sneakers/Shoes (Depending on his taste) - PS 5 - Samsung S10 / iPhone 11 Max Pro (Depending on his preference) You can afford at least one of these.🌚

Masturbating and mum calls me Me:

@BigMan_Xander Fault in our stars

Name a movie that made you cry😢

This has to be the funniest in the history of Twitter 😂😂