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@selpoou Gonna feel like ur part of the music video

bruno mars tmrw and open.spotify.com/track/4rMNgxEw…

@selpoou Send a haul yo

thrifted after so long today & i fully reached flow state

Sometimes you just have to buy some bullshit from Sephora and move

@selpoou 👀👀👀YEOOO FREE BOOTH FOR ALL MY GYALS

@oncewassicle at 9pm on a saturday, they calling to hire u at the club 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

🫤 what if the no caller id was a job offer?

I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny

🧍🏽‍♀️ 5 men waiting for the hip thrust machine… another flat summer i suppose.

Drake’s music is for the pregames and maid of honour is serving its purpose😛

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

may the fourth be with me

i’d like to leave today

I kid u not I jus got like 5 stories back to back of everyone out the country 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️ WHAT R WE RUNNINH FROM

Not being cringe on linkedIn is gonna leave me unemployed.

theo james should come to brampton too

Me applying for the job: "I'm a team player & super friendly" Me when my coworker says good morning

pursuing a masters degree is like thinking the stripper loves you

You're having a nice day then someone asks how your job search is going

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

You ever be at work and realise the job isn't even hard, it’s actually the people who make it exhausting??