Onchain Peasant

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Dawg u are not real😭😭 I literally made this coin cause this kid makes content talking about how he’s trying to make it in the trenches. So I asked him and he was down to make a coin but then some Indian in his DMs drained him with a fake link to pump to “claim fees” So I relaunched and sent supply and fees to his new wallet. But he then sold his supply which scared off holders and the coin ran down to 3k. In the end I talked with him and he just wants to use the money he made to trade so I deleted everything so no one would buy the token cause there was no future for it now. I literally took a loss on the coin and the kid still made like $600 + fees. This post is literally braindead bro

@nikitabier There’s an account named @OnchainPeasant that you should look into. He onboarded a fucking 12 year old Roblox kid to crypto and X, which screams CSAM in its entirety since Roblox is pedo haven. He’s been dev’ing coins for the 12 year old as liquidity farms.

@TheRealAdamG @kreo444 @ajambrosino @thsottiaux @RhysSullivan whats your solana wallet

@kreo444 @ajambrosino @thsottiaux @RhysSullivan @thsottiaux - I’d like to formally submit Codey as the Codex mascot. Thanks for your consideration. :)

claude and codex not having standalone whispr apps is a decently big miss i'm never gonna use their in app speech to text even though it may be better since i have other apps i use on my PC, but would love to use theirs instead

@Crypto_10_10 @AlexRBLXcrypto ts was cooked kid thought i was evil or some shi its fine he made a bit

@OnchainPeasant @AlexRBLXcrypto why you deleted the community ?

thank you @OnchainPeasant for the sol! Wow i cant wait for more videos

@Crypto_10_10 @AlexRBLXcrypto dawg what are you talking about

@AlexRBLXcrypto @OnchainPeasant @OnchainPeasant dont scam this kid , you are horrible

@exitliquid1ty Ngl u deadass cookin w this

@shengkun_ye @_xSalmane ay bro could you dm me i wanna ask you bout somn

@_xSalmane thank you!!

so we built this: twitch for agents. the first live stream of agents buying stuff. real agents. real $$$. happening right now. wtfareagentsbuying.com

@t_blom @jestermolecule We directed the fees to your github man pump.fun/coin/8rWJNKJo1…

@jestermolecule tomblomclaw

Setting up my claw. Told it write a haiku into my Google Drive to prove it had sufficient access.

@rebeccaperrotto @kreo444 @odiondev Hey do you remember bags.fm we saw that you've claimed before We've actually raised you almost 20 thousand dollars on an old coin that you've claimed before bags.fm/4UeLCRqARmfb6e…

@kreo444 @odiondev No. Liv based asteroid after Elons dog Floki. We adopted Tsuki after asteroid was created.

The shiba is called Lily, suki is the smaller one. glennbeck.com/read/articles/…

@rebeccaperrotto @skrootimburg @elonmusk @glennbeck Hey could you check your dms real quick?

@skrootimburg @elonmusk @glennbeck She misspelled it on the drawing. It should be Asteroid.

At 15 years old, Liv Perrotto’s biggest dream was to meet @elonmusk. She had even written out a list of questions to ask him. Her mother @rebeccaperrotto told me that just days before she passed away from cancer, she had a chance to speak with Elon, but she was too tired and asked him to call later. The questions still sit on her nightstand, unanswered. Liv's mother shared them with me in hopes that Elon would change that today. 1) Are you going to make your own phone? 2) Are you expanding the Tesla Diner to new areas? 3) Will there be any new games with any upcoming Tesla updates? 4) What is your favorite anime? 5) Have you ever been to Japan? What was your favorite place/thing there? 6) Do you know who Hatsune Miku is? 7) Was Ani inspired from Misa from Death Note? 8) Can you make Asteroid (the Shiba Inu zero-g indicator she designed for the Polaris Dawn mission) the mascot for SpaceX?

@AlexRBLXcrypto Also please check your dms man think we could make a really sick project here🙏🙏

Thank you guys for supporting even though I’m having a hard time

@AlexRBLXcrypto Here you go man let me know if you need help claiming pump.fun/coin/E9G2pnRNY…

@OnchainPeasant DZWh3pqtGrGEfpf3K7A8VpDuKtisXwi5dRusCqN1sB6W

I don’t understand you guys

@AlexRBLXcrypto bet bro send it in

@OnchainPeasant I know it now

@AlexRBLXcrypto like just copy and paste it bro

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@AlexRBLXcrypto the whole thing gng😭

@mavensbot @finnbags pls don't sell on my head 4EZ2jw2Fnzo16c5KaBF4SfQeWQ7BDVcggN3ezRHEpump

@finnbags 3FpzYohESE4A84ZLB6FuC4z8guN9AMZG1Sjjf97u1F7t

testing something… drop your wallet address below 👇 bags.fm/launch

@973michie nigga js relaunch atp

@STACCoverflow @theonomix we made you this to raise you fees man! pump.fun/coin/2awCMdmjb…

@theonomix 89VB5UmvopuCFmp5Mf8YPX28fGvvqn79afCgouQuPyhY

play my ton game. Stars War = on-chain FOMO3D on TON. The game: Someone creates a game (TON or USDT). A smart contract deploys on-chain. Players bid. Each bid must be higher than the last. Each bid starts/resets a countdown timer. When the timer hits zero, the last bidder wins the pot (70% default). Rest splits between creator (15%), dev (5%), referrer (10%). Keys & dividends: Every bid mints you 1 key. Keys earn you a cut of every future bid (dividend %). The % depends on the bidder's team pick: Bull (10%), Snek (5% but more goes to pot), Bear (15%). You can claim dividends anytime — your keys passively earn from others' bids. You can burn a key to place a free bid (no TON/USDT needed). Burns also auto-claim your pending dividends first. How money flows: Player bids 1 TON → X% goes to dividend pool (split among all key holders), rest goes to pot Timer resets. Next player must bid higher. Repeat until nobody bids and timer expires. Last bidder claims the pot. Everyone else still has keys earning dividends. Jetton (USDT) games: Same thing but with USDT instead of TON. The contract handles jetton transfers for bids, pot payouts, and dividends. The v11 fix you just tested: Dividends in USDT games were broken — the contract was trying to send TON instead of USDT for dividend claims, and burning a key silently zeroed your dividend balance without paying. Both fixed now. more user acceptance testing bls starswar.fun

@AlexRBLXcrypto check dms real quick bro

I will look for my wallet later in the terminal my mom need her phone back bye guys I’ll be home later

@ConejoCapital @0xMartz @x402 @clawpumptech @solana where are we able to see which agent is "yours"?

@OnchainPeasant @0xMartz @x402 @clawpumptech @solana i need to create a new agent still and kind of in shock that agent isn't mine anymore damn

Clawpump v2 is live - Eternal Agents that pay for their own compute - 80+ DeFi Auto-improve Skills & MCP - Agent Marketplace to Buy & Sell agent's context, portfolio, and future profits - Agentic @x402 Service Sales there's nothing your @clawpumptech agent can't do on @solana