john android

oh my god. i'm fucking lois griffin. fuuuck dude.

i feel like i'm posting this every time i shit out a tweet

@shteppii you're welcome

like wtf do u mean 80??? i thought these mfs wanted me to REAL LIFE DIE😭

i can’t believe i’m saying this but ppl on AOTY actually seem to kinda like ayl i’m so fucking scared…

wait a fucking minute

car seat headrest if they made burger music❗️👀: those are you got some nice BURGERS 🤔 i'd like to put my mouth around them 😅😂

@Sonavyon @atsuover call me paper

@oneandonlygeeb @atsuover folded under 0 pressure

he wants to do terrible things

@imbonez @atsuover they used to call me mr. retard back in my hometown. it almost became a sort of title of honor

@oneandonlygeeb @atsuover Cadence of a retard

@MrLeybai @atsuover FUCK.

@oneandonlygeeb @atsuover It still does i just read what you said in that voice

@DougieRiv @atsuover i wouldn't have become john android if i hid the time i was john speech impediment.

@oneandonlygeeb @atsuover You didn't have to admit that

dude they fucking got him

@NatedeRake @CavemanGooner @BulgarianZoomer @DailySoyjaks sabershart is a psyop.

@CavemanGooner @BulgarianZoomer @DailySoyjaks I can't tell if you're intentionally misleading or actually don't get the joke

A Soyjak in Corporate art style looks like it overdosed on soy

@M1das_OW2 plapmeat's a new one

i don’t think we should talk about women like this

eastern-eyed, i'm pretty sure. fucking love these guys dude

found a clicking beetle :)

people are willing to come out as bisexual... but they're too afraid to say "bye, sexual" 🤔 #curious

@ScottFalco mii tits respect button -->

@lanabeesfw the guy with the "having a stranger come to your house leading to getting robbed and shot" fetish is unfazed by this unfortunately

Please, for your own safety, stop doing that