The Wizard

hey

Hey I'm alive this website just sucks and I hate using it

just roke up

@Urincel not if your pizza is too dry

In the shower

Black Fart Matter

@poopswag34 the wheels on the bus go round and round

It’s the police job to stop bad guys

Geus sex machina

@ihavefivehat experimentalslop

Today I'm soft-launching the Steam page for Nerve Damage. Link in replies. You can also come see the game in the indie arcade if you're at MAGFest.

based clearpilled retard winter

god told me to stop masturbating

@Mister_Lumaco indeed, a thought-provoking concept! only true sorcerers could withstand the supreme arcane perplexitude of navigating such linguistic mind-trickery... perhaps the balls have much in common with several distinct orbular globules of varying roundness, including orbs for arcane use

Pondering muh’ orb right now. And by muh’ orb I really mean muh’ penis. Really makes ya’ think.

happy fat history month to all my behemoths out there

I think this has something to do with Venezuela

Just discovered I'm lactose intolerant, used to chug milk just fine but now I'm shitting so hard I have to lay down in-between shits

@poopswag34 I feel you brother. Wubbalubbadubdub....

Mostly I can’t get a girlfriend because my higher than average intelligence can make me difficult to be around and get annoyed with low IQ people easily

my new years resolution is to get more head

Happy New Year to all my Jewish friends celebrating the holiday.

hollay jewlah

Plays With Himself United States, Native American, Census Rolls, 1885-1940

bro stop tugging my johnson seriously man cut it out