Willy Not Wonka

@crawoil Incorrect, curly headed girls with glasses are the best 🥸

nerdy boys are the best

@Khalanrc We’re spiteful that our rib was taken from us , give it back

@onebrokeguy3 How come

Um like i think i want a twitter bf umm

@makimeowv CONGRATS!!!!

I just got accepted into my second wish uni! Everyone say congratulations!!!

@lananabreadd SHOUT OUT THAT NIGGA KEVIN HE GOT THE QUEEN TO BLESS US WITH MORE CONTENT ✊🏿💯

@makimeowv Morning Master Juli, shall I get your tea ready?

morning julination rise and shine 😍

@makimeowv Idk if that’s how it goes twin

And remember to not bite the finger that fingers you

@lananabreadd Rock it pretty well kinda dope

i miss the green shirt #bmf

It cracks me up that my grandpa and dad are such Argentina and Messi dye hards (I’m also an Argentina fan I’m not that bad) but every game they talk about how Argentina is still really an amazing team but will then watch the game and be like come on you should’ve had that in

@makimeowv Can the second person fight to the death with the first person to win ownership rights?

first person to get my niche references can have my hand in marriage

@o_om1m1 Can I take a couple shots first?

husband will have to prove his love for me by letting me write my name on his back with a knife, I’ll be gentle

@o_om1m1 Why don’t you spare yourself the headache and kill me now

if my future bf acts like those nsfw boys I’ll kill him with my own hands

@lananabreadd Raven

@o_om1m1 Heavenly

Whipped cream on balls on good days

futur boyfriend, yes your tip will be covered in chocolate everynight

Today I talked to my sister fr fr for the first since being back home. I learned my sister isn’t a virgin anymore. Kinda weird but kinda cool, she’s turned into her own lil person in 3 years. She likes love island….

@pixiepuppi Well go song by song, first song I recommend is I like it by debarge

Only other thing I’d need is a blunt

@voidacasto Let’s not do that😭

its really time to just kill myself

@7why__ydm Not even remotely 🥹

do you find yourself attractive?

Should I rewatch Avatar? Lowkey in the mood